Oldgitmark2
@oldgitmark2.bsky.social
Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
Adric should leave the food alone
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December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Adric should leave the food alone
Except the Dalek who has had just that little bit too much 3:1 oil
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December 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Except the Dalek who has had just that little bit too much 3:1 oil
And to you too. I have my sister down, tiramisu in the fridge, NO SPROUTS and Trevor hasn't eaten all of the Christmas tree yet.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
And to you too. I have my sister down, tiramisu in the fridge, NO SPROUTS and Trevor hasn't eaten all of the Christmas tree yet.
Poor baby Trump, he wants a building named after him. How about something we could properly associate with him, like a sewage works.
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Poor baby Trump, he wants a building named after him. How about something we could properly associate with him, like a sewage works.
The Village Idiot for the @villagetimes.bsky.social [account hacked by AI again, sorry Sir Michael].
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Village Idiot for the @villagetimes.bsky.social [account hacked by AI again, sorry Sir Michael].
Would you like the maternity dress I was going to send to @metalollie.bsky.social now he has said he doesn't want it (and there I was thinking he was a new man).
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Would you like the maternity dress I was going to send to @metalollie.bsky.social now he has said he doesn't want it (and there I was thinking he was a new man).
Good news. Since your nephew has taken up dominoes in favour of all other activities he has been declared a non-athlete and his foot condition is therefore not athletes foot.
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good news. Since your nephew has taken up dominoes in favour of all other activities he has been declared a non-athlete and his foot condition is therefore not athletes foot.
I have had to boycott it in favour of little gem.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have had to boycott it in favour of little gem.
Not Liz Truss and the Party Watchdog again
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December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not Liz Truss and the Party Watchdog again
Victor Meldrew dreamt he found a giant teaspoon at the bottom of Loch Ness when it was drained in his dream.
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Victor Meldrew dreamt he found a giant teaspoon at the bottom of Loch Ness when it was drained in his dream.
Don't look at this picture of a SEA HORSE then.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Don't look at this picture of a SEA HORSE then.
I did just that, it autocorrected to "fool" and took me to this website ... @sirmichael.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I did just that, it autocorrected to "fool" and took me to this website ... @sirmichael.bsky.social
Well, at least you've got rid of all those wrinkles.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Well, at least you've got rid of all those wrinkles.
I don't think so. The bot has started on the Christmas sprouts and will be using any new rainfall for the Village ice rink. I think sensei will be producing "karate on ice" this year.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I don't think so. The bot has started on the Christmas sprouts and will be using any new rainfall for the Village ice rink. I think sensei will be producing "karate on ice" this year.
Something with these in it 😂
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December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Something with these in it 😂
An excellent idea to bring your parents. So nice to have someone with whom I could have a sensible conversation.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
An excellent idea to bring your parents. So nice to have someone with whom I could have a sensible conversation.
I would have to let you pay as I would be busy climbing out of the bathroom window and looking for a nice restaurant instead.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I would have to let you pay as I would be busy climbing out of the bathroom window and looking for a nice restaurant instead.
Looks like someone has stolen the bananas from the mouth there. Gruntleigh???????
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Looks like someone has stolen the bananas from the mouth there. Gruntleigh???????
I strongly advise the teams not to arrive by boat.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I strongly advise the teams not to arrive by boat.