Surely this is Michael O’Leary’s latest attempt to drive down operating costs?

No they had him on with Anne McElvoy (introduced as sitting next to him). They were there to discuss the Tory conference. I can’t stand Reform but on the left we need to demonstrate higher standards of accuracy.

Look at those eyes!

Stop being an old nag.

Well done.

It’s what happens if the Twix is not in the meal deal.

Fear of missing out on getting out.

It was a nice move to have Andrew accompany him.

Did he grab anybody by the Crown Jewels?

What happens if you find it?

Or actually: ‘Can I trust you to do whatever I say no matter how dangerous and insane.’ ‘No’. ‘You’re fired’.

Botox overdose.

Even his walk is crooked.

How has your ground controller been getting on since his move to Manchester Airport

Not fair ref the NHS - it’s a behemoth that will take time but quick wins have been taken. But a party can’t have two such dreadful communicators at the top - at least one has to go. Ref Reform, most career politicians can’t adjust to a changed reality in which populist bullshit is the enemy.

Yep - one look at Birmingham is enough for most people.

Behind the stroopwafels?

We are required to say: ‘Aah she’s bringing you presents’.

And it saved me as well.