Oldest Hamster Ever
@oldesthamsterever.bsky.social
I was born in 1922 I believe
Pinned
I am the oldest hamster ever, bow before me. Before you, you see my ancient grove that I own, you cannot go in it because it is my private property.
Intelligent design is utter fucking bullshit, it's hard to believe anyone past the age of 14 cannot see any obvious flaws in their anatomy. Like holy shit the human body is such dogshit when you get down to it, it's a cruel joke the human rave even exists.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Intelligent design is utter fucking bullshit, it's hard to believe anyone past the age of 14 cannot see any obvious flaws in their anatomy. Like holy shit the human body is such dogshit when you get down to it, it's a cruel joke the human rave even exists.
They are reviving seaweed instead of curing cancer
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They are reviving seaweed instead of curing cancer
Will anyone hear my cry for help?
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Will anyone hear my cry for help?
My 3 of my hamster grandsons sent me this. What does it mean?
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My 3 of my hamster grandsons sent me this. What does it mean?
Antonblast should be preserved somehow... perhaps we can put a copy of the game in an anoxic lake bed for future generations to enjoy.
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Antonblast should be preserved somehow... perhaps we can put a copy of the game in an anoxic lake bed for future generations to enjoy.
Who is this "Agnaktor"?
February 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Who is this "Agnaktor"?
I'm just saying it's the BIRD flu, he should have known it wasn't for him
February 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm just saying it's the BIRD flu, he should have known it wasn't for him
This is you
February 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is you
Can I use this thing to send people I don't like into space too?
February 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can I use this thing to send people I don't like into space too?
I am this mouse's godfather, ask me anything.
January 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I am this mouse's godfather, ask me anything.
About time
January 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
About time
Elephant followers, how do you feel about this?
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Elephant followers, how do you feel about this?
Kids these days...
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Kids these days...
Guys this is serious
January 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guys this is serious
December 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Holy peak
Uth Duna protects itself by creating a powerful veil made up of its own bodily fluids. Keen hunters can attack and destroy the veil, leaving the monster more vulnerable and reducing the impact of its attacks and ability to create waves.
December 10, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Holy peak
I wish the switch axe was real
December 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I wish the switch axe was real
Which juice frost are you? I'm the cola one!
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Which juice frost are you? I'm the cola one!
Japan is trying to steal the sun
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Japan is trying to steal the sun
WYI people, stay safe out there
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
WYI people, stay safe out there
I hope my soul becomes a jack frost in the afterlife, if I ever reach that point
November 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I hope my soul becomes a jack frost in the afterlife, if I ever reach that point
Sometimes to be the oldest hamster, you have to break a few eggs
November 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes to be the oldest hamster, you have to break a few eggs
Trump getting rid of the national department of education might be ok if it runs like Canada. Doubt that'll happen or it'll be as good but if the states figure it out it, might not be too bad. Though I do think there is some national control over education in canada.
November 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Trump getting rid of the national department of education might be ok if it runs like Canada. Doubt that'll happen or it'll be as good but if the states figure it out it, might not be too bad. Though I do think there is some national control over education in canada.
Honestly it should have been a bird wyvern but holy shit this design is so fucking good. Probably my favorite design so far, it's so narly.
October 23, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Honestly it should have been a bird wyvern but holy shit this design is so fucking good. Probably my favorite design so far, it's so narly.