Hilarious. After the DOGErs set up the new government-wide all employee email system in late January OPM, where it is housed, sent out an advisory which states explicitly that no employee ever has to respond to any of the emails. See 4.2 and 4.3. www.opm.gov/media/kfpozk...

I'll drive in whatever lanes suit me on that day, hun.

Get. On. The. Broom.

I'll get Ripley's photo, but it won't be easy.