Old Bald Dad
@oldbaldad.bsky.social
He / Him
Frontline Nonprofit Worker (20 years+)
Tax the rich THEN eat them
(They should suffer 1st)
Probably joking, 1st Edition GenX
There's nothing wrong with being wrong just don't stay that way.
Frontline Nonprofit Worker (20 years+)
Tax the rich THEN eat them
(They should suffer 1st)
Probably joking, 1st Edition GenX
There's nothing wrong with being wrong just don't stay that way.
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Epstein’s survivors are done being silenced. They demand Congress release the files—flight logs, plea deals, prison docs.
The cover-up ends now.
Will your Rep stand with victims or protect pedophiles?
www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-are-the...
The cover-up ends now.
Will your Rep stand with victims or protect pedophiles?
www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-are-the...
We Are the Keys: Survivors Demand the Truth About Epstein
Brave survivors traveled to Capital Hill to demand an end to a years-long government cover up to protect wealthy sex offenders.
www.digitaldrumbeat.com
September 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Epstein’s survivors are done being silenced. They demand Congress release the files—flight logs, plea deals, prison docs.
The cover-up ends now.
Will your Rep stand with victims or protect pedophiles?
www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-are-the...
The cover-up ends now.
Will your Rep stand with victims or protect pedophiles?
www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-are-the...
Dad joke of the day:
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A wide berth.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A wide berth.
April 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dad joke of the day:
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A wide berth.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A wide berth.
Dad joke of the day:
Leany the Pooh
Leany the Pooh
March 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Leany the Pooh
Leany the Pooh
Severance Fans
The Cult of Keir has now been established and you're a Youth Leader trying to get the teens to listen to Keir positive music.
What are the band names?
I'll go first:
Thousand Foot Keir
Jars of Woe
Dreader
The Cult of Keir has now been established and you're a Youth Leader trying to get the teens to listen to Keir positive music.
What are the band names?
I'll go first:
Thousand Foot Keir
Jars of Woe
Dreader
a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Severance Fans
The Cult of Keir has now been established and you're a Youth Leader trying to get the teens to listen to Keir positive music.
What are the band names?
I'll go first:
Thousand Foot Keir
Jars of Woe
Dreader
The Cult of Keir has now been established and you're a Youth Leader trying to get the teens to listen to Keir positive music.
What are the band names?
I'll go first:
Thousand Foot Keir
Jars of Woe
Dreader
After selling 'Teslers' on the Whitehouse lawn I wouldn't be surprised if he switched to fertilizer.
Stupid people have been buying his crap for years.
Stupid people have been buying his crap for years.
a man reaches into a blue bucket with the words smells like success on the bottom
ALT: a man reaches into a blue bucket with the words smells like success on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
After selling 'Teslers' on the Whitehouse lawn I wouldn't be surprised if he switched to fertilizer.
Stupid people have been buying his crap for years.
Stupid people have been buying his crap for years.
Dad joke of the day:
If a King sleeps on a King size mattress and a Queen on Queen size, what size mattress does a Prince sleep on?
An heir mattress.
If a King sleeps on a King size mattress and a Queen on Queen size, what size mattress does a Prince sleep on?
An heir mattress.
a man wearing a crown and a purple ribbon is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a crown and a purple ribbon is smiling
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Dad joke of the day:
If a King sleeps on a King size mattress and a Queen on Queen size, what size mattress does a Prince sleep on?
An heir mattress.
If a King sleeps on a King size mattress and a Queen on Queen size, what size mattress does a Prince sleep on?
An heir mattress.
Dad joke of the day
A couple found they had been robbed. All of their eggs were stolen and only a pan of warm water was left on the stove.
She looks at him and says, 'Who would do this?!'
'Poachers!'
A couple found they had been robbed. All of their eggs were stolen and only a pan of warm water was left on the stove.
She looks at him and says, 'Who would do this?!'
'Poachers!'
two eggs with legs on a yellow background
ALT: two eggs with legs on a yellow background
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Dad joke of the day
A couple found they had been robbed. All of their eggs were stolen and only a pan of warm water was left on the stove.
She looks at him and says, 'Who would do this?!'
'Poachers!'
A couple found they had been robbed. All of their eggs were stolen and only a pan of warm water was left on the stove.
She looks at him and says, 'Who would do this?!'
'Poachers!'
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Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contact. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contact. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
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Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
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Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
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Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
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#NeverVoteConservative #VoteFordOut #onpoli #FightFord #FordIsCorrupt #SaveOntario #FordFailedOntario #OntarioSky #SaveOntario
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contact. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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By looking at the recent polls, we are already splitting the vote!
Will @ontarioliberal.bsky.social and @ontariondp.bsky.social work together to shut down Trump's Ford?
Serious question to @bonnieforontario.bsky.social & @maritstilesndp.bsky.social, will you form a coalition minority government?
Will @ontarioliberal.bsky.social and @ontariondp.bsky.social work together to shut down Trump's Ford?
Serious question to @bonnieforontario.bsky.social & @maritstilesndp.bsky.social, will you form a coalition minority government?
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
By looking at the recent polls, we are already splitting the vote!
Will @ontarioliberal.bsky.social and @ontariondp.bsky.social work together to shut down Trump's Ford?
Serious question to @bonnieforontario.bsky.social & @maritstilesndp.bsky.social, will you form a coalition minority government?
Will @ontarioliberal.bsky.social and @ontariondp.bsky.social work together to shut down Trump's Ford?
Serious question to @bonnieforontario.bsky.social & @maritstilesndp.bsky.social, will you form a coalition minority government?
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Here the option Ontario, use smartvoting.ca and allow the NDP and Liberal leaders to join together to form a minority government - save Canada and yourselves from him being the very lever Trump uses to pry into all of Canada's resources. Please vote, check your riding here 👇
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here the option Ontario, use smartvoting.ca and allow the NDP and Liberal leaders to join together to form a minority government - save Canada and yourselves from him being the very lever Trump uses to pry into all of Canada's resources. Please vote, check your riding here 👇
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Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!
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This is why the left loses ground every time. It treats threats like a thought experiment until the Overton window is moved so far right that this kind of crap is normalized. This man is a rapist and a colonizer. He didn't wait for consent, he just takes. Do not normalize this.
Lots of thoughtful social media criticism of our question for Sunday's Checkup and we listened. The new question: what do you think of Trump's comments about Canada becoming the 51st state? The show's being simulcast on more than 100 NPR stations. It's a chance to make your voice heard.
February 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is why the left loses ground every time. It treats threats like a thought experiment until the Overton window is moved so far right that this kind of crap is normalized. This man is a rapist and a colonizer. He didn't wait for consent, he just takes. Do not normalize this.
Dad joke of the day:
What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?
Pepsi doesn't need ICE.
What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?
Pepsi doesn't need ICE.
a woman is holding a can of pepsi in her hand
ALT: a woman is holding a can of pepsi in her hand
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dad joke of the day:
What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?
Pepsi doesn't need ICE.
What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?
Pepsi doesn't need ICE.
Dad joke of the day:
An American Alligator can grow upto 18 feet,
but most only have 4.
An American Alligator can grow upto 18 feet,
but most only have 4.
a large alligator is walking through a grassy field .
ALT: a large alligator is walking through a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dad joke of the day:
An American Alligator can grow upto 18 feet,
but most only have 4.
An American Alligator can grow upto 18 feet,
but most only have 4.
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Use this app for your riding, and please Ontario VOTE. Don't let him back in power. If you are buying Canadian, Team Canada or feeling patriotic you cannot let Doug Ford fake his way into being a bulwark against Trump. You know that money makes that man do anything and they will throw it at him. 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
February 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Use this app for your riding, and please Ontario VOTE. Don't let him back in power. If you are buying Canadian, Team Canada or feeling patriotic you cannot let Doug Ford fake his way into being a bulwark against Trump. You know that money makes that man do anything and they will throw it at him. 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
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Don't just buy Canadian, vote to protect Canada Ontario - please, please, please protect Canada by voting against Doug Ford. Don't spilt the vote, use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and tell everyone else to use it too!
February 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don't just buy Canadian, vote to protect Canada Ontario - please, please, please protect Canada by voting against Doug Ford. Don't spilt the vote, use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and tell everyone else to use it too!
"The gesture referred to as a Roman salute is a modern invention, and specifically one invented by fascist; it has absolutely nothing to do with actual Romans."
Annalise Baer
Archaeologist & Emmy-nominated researcher
Annalise Baer
Archaeologist & Emmy-nominated researcher
a man wearing a laurel wreath on his head and a bracelet on his wrist
ALT: a man wearing a laurel wreath on his head and a bracelet on his wrist
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"The gesture referred to as a Roman salute is a modern invention, and specifically one invented by fascist; it has absolutely nothing to do with actual Romans."
Annalise Baer
Archaeologist & Emmy-nominated researcher
Annalise Baer
Archaeologist & Emmy-nominated researcher
Dad joke of the day:
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
January 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dad joke of the day:
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
Dad joke of the day,
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
January 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dad joke of the day,
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
3.1415926...
Dad joke of the day:
Remember for next year, don't leave Kris Kringle peanut butter cookies...
You could send him into Santaphylaxis.
Remember for next year, don't leave Kris Kringle peanut butter cookies...
You could send him into Santaphylaxis.
December 29, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Dad joke of the day:
Remember for next year, don't leave Kris Kringle peanut butter cookies...
You could send him into Santaphylaxis.
Remember for next year, don't leave Kris Kringle peanut butter cookies...
You could send him into Santaphylaxis.