Old Bacon Face
@oldbaconface.bsky.social
Incorrectly regarded as a goof
People don’t remember Dan?
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
People don’t remember Dan?
That’s why Yoda got into the habit of front loading the object in his syntax.
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That’s why Yoda got into the habit of front loading the object in his syntax.
If you think Bluesky lacks diversity of thought because people make fun of you when you say something dumb, what you’re looking for is less diversity of thought, not more.
June 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you think Bluesky lacks diversity of thought because people make fun of you when you say something dumb, what you’re looking for is less diversity of thought, not more.
Yet another upside to getting the pope job
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yet another upside to getting the pope job
Truly the sneer of cold command
April 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Truly the sneer of cold command
“Deporting” feels inaccurate when they’re abducting citizens and trafficking them to foreign countries
April 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Deporting” feels inaccurate when they’re abducting citizens and trafficking them to foreign countries
It would be great to see more cars that fit the road and aren’t designed to kill pedestrians
April 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It would be great to see more cars that fit the road and aren’t designed to kill pedestrians
It’s resign or telecommute from prison.
March 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s resign or telecommute from prison.
It’s the happiest time of the year!
March 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s the happiest time of the year!
I’m using copper wires at this very moment.
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’m using copper wires at this very moment.
If a shutdown gave trump more power, the gop would manufacture a shutdown. They’re pressuring you to become a collaborator because that benefits them.
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If a shutdown gave trump more power, the gop would manufacture a shutdown. They’re pressuring you to become a collaborator because that benefits them.
The GOP could also propose a budget that isn’t actively hostile to US interests. That’s another alternative to shutting down and one I think is worth considering.
March 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The GOP could also propose a budget that isn’t actively hostile to US interests. That’s another alternative to shutting down and one I think is worth considering.
We’ve tried having one Elon Musk, I think we owe it to ourselves to try having zero.
March 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We’ve tried having one Elon Musk, I think we owe it to ourselves to try having zero.
Why is she shouting at that nice snake?
February 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why is she shouting at that nice snake?
You’re going to hurt the feelings of the small (and presumably terminally ill) child who designed this shirt.
January 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You’re going to hurt the feelings of the small (and presumably terminally ill) child who designed this shirt.
Why mess with perfection?
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why mess with perfection?
They’re not wrong, it is very difficult to have a functioning democracy when one of the parties doesn’t have an issue with nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They’re not wrong, it is very difficult to have a functioning democracy when one of the parties doesn’t have an issue with nazis.
When I hear something weird at night in Charlottesville, I assume it’s a fox.
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When I hear something weird at night in Charlottesville, I assume it’s a fox.
Think of all the time we can save by having llms expand outlines into longer emails that the recipients can have other llms cut back down to outlines.
January 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Think of all the time we can save by having llms expand outlines into longer emails that the recipients can have other llms cut back down to outlines.
It’s so hard to make new friends as an adult
January 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s so hard to make new friends as an adult
I’m so glad I saw this today because I was about to have a not right mind, but now it seems like a bad idea.
December 31, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I’m so glad I saw this today because I was about to have a not right mind, but now it seems like a bad idea.