This is Fani Quita. She is trying to get rid of her hiccups with puppy eyes. We cannot fathom how this isn't working. 12/10

I think I pissed off some god somewhere. Not only did someone break into my car and mess up the steering column, making it un-driveable, but my partner's truck also broke down. All in the same day. #badluck #fml #sendhelp

I'm in a toxic relationship with gluten. I love it, but it wants to kill me.

Either way let’s goooooooooo

Tapping the sign.
youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...

Permanent mood.

Sooo.. When do the time travelers come and save us from the bad stuff? Cuz now seems like we should be real fucking close. I will also accept aliens.

Bro I can only feel this emotion right now

Does anyone else feel like a fruit fly about be eaten by a Hawaiian carnivorous caterpillar?

*Looks at the U.S. right now* Sigh. i am le tired......

I think this whole bait-and-switch TikTok grab is going to backfire. Trump and company thought it was going to be good PR to get it back to everyone, but it's such obvious propaganda- no one is buying it. They think we're all stupid.

Great placement