My favorite way of fucking with the patriarchy is telling men who scowl at me in passing that they they should smile more

If you were to ask me why I’m all sweaty, and I tell you that I’ve been edging in the yard all day, and then you have to ask some follow up questions….we’ll get along great!

Turns out most Disney fans don’t appreciate being called mouse furries.

Sometimes I feel like I’m too weird to exist around other humans.

To the customer who bought me fabric today because I was lamenting that there was no more of it, know that you’re awesome! Thank you!

Putting on makeup today felt like donning war paint.