Olaf Olafsonsonsonson
@olafolafsonsonson.bsky.social
The Viking potato guy.
Waking the dead is always a bit hit and miss.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Waking the dead is always a bit hit and miss.
This is fanciful. It would have to be a goose.
Or a raven, but you couldn’t afford a raven.
Or a raven, but you couldn’t afford a raven.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is fanciful. It would have to be a goose.
Or a raven, but you couldn’t afford a raven.
Or a raven, but you couldn’t afford a raven.
Yes. The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.
a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' .
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November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yes. The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.
It was how he always wanted to go. Anyway, family history lays that one on Ælla.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It was how he always wanted to go. Anyway, family history lays that one on Ælla.
Raid; get laid; invade; trade; stayed.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Raid; get laid; invade; trade; stayed.
Kill an emperor?
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kill an emperor?
Don’t I always do the lights?
a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
ALT: a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don’t I always do the lights?
Raid; invade; trade; stayed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Raid; invade; trade; stayed.
And in a small boat.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And in a small boat.
The fun went out of Twitter.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The fun went out of Twitter.
Best of three.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Best of three.
And will return again when Britain faces its greatest peril, so the story goes.
Just how bad does it have to get?
Just how bad does it have to get?
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
And will return again when Britain faces its greatest peril, so the story goes.
Just how bad does it have to get?
Just how bad does it have to get?
It was a just cause.
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It was a just cause.
I trust that I will be invited, this year?
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I trust that I will be invited, this year?
Let bygones be bygones. We’ll drink to the future.
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Let bygones be bygones. We’ll drink to the future.
Don’t get me started about Harald Gormsson.
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Don’t get me started about Harald Gormsson.
An armed escort can go two ways. You can say “ loathing”, but we got to our boat, and in those dark times, that was a win.
September 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An armed escort can go two ways. You can say “ loathing”, but we got to our boat, and in those dark times, that was a win.
I always thought so. There was that time you let me live, which I always took as a sign of mutual somethingorother.
September 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I always thought so. There was that time you let me live, which I always took as a sign of mutual somethingorother.
I have a million things that I could say to you, but because they all sound condescending, and because we are friendsI I will not bother.
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have a million things that I could say to you, but because they all sound condescending, and because we are friendsI I will not bother.
If only Eve hadn’t eaten that bad apple.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If only Eve hadn’t eaten that bad apple.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.
Axe distance works.
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Axe distance works.