Olaf Olafsonsonsonson
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Olaf Olafsonsonsonson
@olafolafsonsonson.bsky.social
The Viking potato guy.
Waking the dead is always a bit hit and miss.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is fanciful. It would have to be a goose.
Or a raven, but you couldn’t afford a raven.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yes. The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.
a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying `` live long and prosper '' .
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November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It was how he always wanted to go. Anyway, family history lays that one on Ælla.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Raid; get laid; invade; trade; stayed.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Kill an emperor?
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don’t I always do the lights?
a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
ALT: a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
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November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Raid; invade; trade; stayed.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And in a small boat.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The fun went out of Twitter.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Best of three.
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And will return again when Britain faces its greatest peril, so the story goes.
Just how bad does it have to get?
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It was a just cause.
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I trust that I will be invited, this year?
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Let bygones be bygones. We’ll drink to the future.
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And York!
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Don’t get me started about Harald Gormsson.
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
An armed escort can go two ways. You can say “ loathing”, but we got to our boat, and in those dark times, that was a win.
September 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I always thought so. There was that time you let me live, which I always took as a sign of mutual somethingorother.
September 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a million things that I could say to you, but because they all sound condescending, and because we are friendsI I will not bother.
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If only Eve hadn’t eaten that bad apple.
Or, to put it another way, if only people hadn’t believed that stupid fairy story.
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Axe distance works.
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM