Please arrest this nigga on Christmas

Things most white people would apparently rather do than have a woman or minority president, 2016-2025:

- Become terminally ill and die
- Go bankrupt
- Lose lifetime friends
- Excuse pedophilia

Maybe 2026 will be the end of the psychosis, maybe not. Who knows

I hate Chuba Hubbard. Hesistant to draft him in 2024 bc I didn’t like the film — then he somehow averages 4.78 as the clearly best back on the team. Exact same sich coming into 2025 so I reluctantly draft him bc I’m a man of process and can release my biases….and he’s consistently bad???

Took long enough

Please clear the TL of Charlie Kirk references, I need to understand what’s going on between Kenneth Walker and Zach Charbonnet

The Ravens are like when you’re hitting that spot with your lady and she says don’t do anything different then you get cute right before the big moment and ruin the easiest W in the best situation

Tom Brady’s statue.

Uhhhh Shedeur Sanders is definitely the Browns’ starting QB

Where is the Pope from

Apple what are we doing here

Alright then

Why the fuck am I getting a lecture on democracy from a South African?

Cool story, but who will make things simple and take one for the team? Anonymous still not built like the average Black southerner during Jim Crow. Maybe if they’re French, they stand on business.

Remember that time The Weeknd invented a whole genre then suddenly left it behind for urban kohls pop, never to do a song in a minor key ever again?

I am writing about what is happening to federal personnel policy. One difficulty is that it's hard to observe and verify what is actually happening. I am particularly interested in information about the employment status of individuals working with/in DOGE. Anonymous tips welcome. Signal: Nbednar.46

Bluesky seems to be approaching critical mass for fully replacing Twitter as the digital civic commons. Every logon to X is pointless at this point

Intended to use this platform for only meaningful things, and football. To kick it off: LA Fires. My household and most of the LA Basin is largely safe, less impacts from bad air as smoke covers the city.

First things first — rest in piss twitter