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Luguentz Dork
@okluschen.bsky.social
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Thunder, Music, Pizza Rolls
@waltercrunkokc on Twitter
Ben Luschen irl
We’re in the post-decorum era, Zelensky should have just said “Tell me how does Putin’s dick taste”
February 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No one is more aware of the Don’t Worry Be Fluffy Tour than Thunder fans
February 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As a straight white male I think Stitt ending work-from-home is the most oppression I have personally felt.
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I have to think fear of the Thunder factored heavily into the Mavs decision to trade for AD and the elite rim protection he provides them. They didn’t just want out on Luka, they wanted AD specifically.
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nick Cave is kind of like Ryan Walters in that each new little blog post gets its own news cycle treatment.
Nick Cave wants Kanye West's "I Am a God" to be played at his funeral → cons.lv/4SKOGk
January 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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this is our opposition party dawg we’re doomed
Chuck Schumer says "Republicans are quite literally defunding the police."

"We will not stand idly by."
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I always thought labyrinth would be better with bill skarsgård’s bare cock
Nosferatu director Robert Eggers has closed a deal to make a sequel to the cult classic Labyrinth → cons.lv/MGX3Kv
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Saw the Casady high school lacrosse team practicing. Who do they got a game against, Hogwarts?
January 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Do Tesla make mattresses? Cause I'd like to die in my sleep.
January 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My niece said I’m not cool enough to know about the cheetah girls
December 23, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Not too proud to admit I did Google search “busta rhymes walmart christmas full version”
December 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Kendrick trolling Drake:
Super Bowl announcement
Stadium tour announcement
Huge music video

Drake trolling Kendrick:
Instagram story
Manosphere live stream
December 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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BREAKING: Kendrick Lamar and SZA are teaming up for the "Grand National Tour." The 19-date stadium outing will kick off in April 2025 → cons.lv/YBXyH2
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
It’s time.
So ready for Kendrick to drop the Eras tour for boys
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
We need Bluesky but for Facebook because long-form text is my best medium.
November 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
No NBA basketball today and you expect me to be thankful?
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My utter disgust upon realizing the Roku Yule log channel has ADS!!
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I was wrong Thunder fans should keep booing
November 26, 2024 at 8:33 PM
So ready for Kendrick to drop the Eras tour for boys
November 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I’m just a chill guy, but not like that dog. Much different. I’m chill in a way that is entirely separate from him—not similar. No offense intended.
November 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Bluesky is how I learned about the new Kendrick album
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Seeing this play live made my basketball life
What a screen from Alex Caruso.
November 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Hartenstein barks
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Well I found my Christmas gift for @tvins.bsky.social
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Nov 20
Not only is the McRib returning on December 3, but limited-edition half-gallon jugs will be available to purchase online for $19.99 from November 25.
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM