I can’t wait to get my copy! @crobertcargill.bsky.social wrote another incredible story set in the world of Sea of Rust and Day Zero! You can preorder your limited edition here!

If you didn’t have to spend your morning in the Principal’s office, surrounded by professional adults trained in child psychology, explaining how exactly you kidnapped a Leprechaun so your kid’s evening milk can be green and she’ll finally go to 1st grade… then you are certainly winning.

It seems I haven’t been paying enough attention to my dogs 😅

It may seem silly… I’m not even a huge fan of country music. But it’s nice to finally have a song written about my service.

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We got a little bit of weather last night in MinneSNOWta! If you can, remember to clear fire hydrants for the FD. Postal workers would appreciate having access to your mailbox too. Then stretch and ice your back! 🥵 Is it hot out here? Just me?

May you live 100 years and never be sent home a Chromebook from your kids’ school. 🫠 Snow days were fun once.

Just chillin’

You should really drop everything and watch this movie. I saw it first back in 2007 or 2008 and it’s still with me to this day. I regularly think about it. It’s the most beautifully destructive thing I’ve ever seen and I love it!

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If you’ve ever wondered how much of a geek I am, here’s a letter I sent to my family from Basic Training in the Army back in 2005. It even has the “send Kleenex” quote from Daniel Jackson. What a geeky human!

It’s the most terrifying thing you can find as a parent. I’m going to need more coffee.

As one of the newly minted states to legalize marijuana: can we get a Master Class from Harrison Ford and Kevin Smith about all this? Am I doing this right?

#GirlRUN!!!

I’m absolutely devastated! There are lines of movies and shows she performed that I quote daily to my children… the reason I felt it was ok to be a smart, goofy recluse was because of her! Thank you Michelle Trachtenberg.

I randomly got to participate in a wedding while waiting at the DMV for far too long. It’s great to be recognized as cool/safe with one look from a stranger. Congratulations Eli and Harper! I’ll be celebrating with a cigar and bubbly in your honor! 🥂💍❤️

Life is short. Do the thing you’ve been avoiding because it seemed impossible or terrifying. No one is going to tell you when you’re ready, it will always be the wrong time and yeah, it’s going to be hard. Do the thing anyway!

What if, for once, we chose not to put down the next generation with hateful comments like: “they’re so entitled,” and instead chose to brag about them? The kids are alright. And they’re going to do amazing things - in fact they already are. ❤️❤️❤️

I’ve gotta admit it, this would be pretty cool. But, only if the meteorite were that small and didn’t hit the house.

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