Okay Jasmine
@okayjasmine.bsky.social
23 || Twitch Streamer || sup home skillets? itz me, your boi. i don’t even know what the fuck i’m doing.
this “lil guy” will punch kick you so hard in the chest your heart will stop beating
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this “lil guy” will punch kick you so hard in the chest your heart will stop beating
like why do his hands look AI generated
March 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
like why do his hands look AI generated
counter arguement: they really arent
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
counter arguement: they really arent
reasons to be afraid of kangaroos
1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily
1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily
March 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
reasons to be afraid of kangaroos
1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily
1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily
me: cold room, two comforters, fan 1 foot from my face on full blast. ZERO LIGHT. no other noises. her: thermostat on 75. heated blanket all the way up. a tv on with markiplier videos??? the fan thing genuinely bothers her??? still make compromises to spend more time together ❤️
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
me: cold room, two comforters, fan 1 foot from my face on full blast. ZERO LIGHT. no other noises. her: thermostat on 75. heated blanket all the way up. a tv on with markiplier videos??? the fan thing genuinely bothers her??? still make compromises to spend more time together ❤️
my bangs the days after a snip. looks like a blind child was given a butcher knife and i got lucky. in reality it’s me overestimating myself
February 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
my bangs the days after a snip. looks like a blind child was given a butcher knife and i got lucky. in reality it’s me overestimating myself
my bangs: days before a snip. lovely. slightly in my eyes at times but banger bangs visually
February 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my bangs: days before a snip. lovely. slightly in my eyes at times but banger bangs visually