Hey, ladies. Are dad bods still sexy? My JNCO's are starting to get a little snug at the hip.

Here's one for your self-care routine: soak in a nice, warm lavender Epsom salt bubble bath while belting out "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes.

I do it at least once a month.

I think it helps.

I'm starting to question the validity of the slogan, "Fighting fire with fire."

There's only so many times you can pee on your bed after a bed-wetting accident before you're applying for another credit card to buy a new mattress.

Bad company ideas #1

STINK BURGLARS, a company that breaks into your house in the middle of the night and brushes your teeth while you're sleeping so you don't wake up with morning breath.