so fuckn hornie

hate that it takes me an hour after an interaction to realize someone was flirting with me like can you just tell me you want me PLS

I wonder if martha and snoop have explored each others bodies… at least once…

baby can I be your little SLUT

pamela anderson is so lovely

elisabeth sparkle had it all wrong what she should’ve done was cut that girls hair in her sleep

wish I was a mouse

so excited to finally have some time to work on music for the first time in what feels like forever

elton john should stop singing

there’s no dm feature on this either?? man havent they been working on this app for years now? what gives?

see how i’m just posting shite now bc I don’t have drafts to save my thoughts to @bsky.app

domingo PLEASE don’t steal my girl PLEASE PLEEEEASE!!!

I come on here to tweet every single thought I have while scrolling through twitter

marcelo hernández stay away from my woman

nazis walking the streets yelling slurs with no repercussions what a fucking joke. not enough people getting active for my liking put your phone down and start beating their asses

just randomly thought about the time I asked a cute girl in a barnes and noble for a book rec years ago and she probably gave me something really good but I put it down bc the reviews weren’t that good and picked up some y/a novel and she saw the whole thing I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE

seeing likes here is so sexy tho I missed being nosy

whole discover page is just liberal millennials bitching. where’s the funny shit? fix it @bsky. also add a drafts folder and a popular tweets tab to your search engine