Em 🐁 is on HIATUS
@okapijones.bsky.social
She/her. 30-something millennial. Adam Driver / #Reylo + shibas. A bunch of possums in a trenchcoat. More than slightly feral. #Reylofic writer. Author now? Fuck AI.
Publishing updates: @michelle-c-harris.bsky.social
https://okapijones.com/
Publishing updates: @michelle-c-harris.bsky.social
https://okapijones.com/
Seated for Wake Up Dead Man.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seated for Wake Up Dead Man.
Update: Benji’s Buns are, in fact, quite tasty.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Update: Benji’s Buns are, in fact, quite tasty.
So it turns out that if you go to the Lucille Lortel Theatre these days, you can eat Benji’s Buns. 🥞
Thought everyone should know.
Thought everyone should know.
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So it turns out that if you go to the Lucille Lortel Theatre these days, you can eat Benji’s Buns. 🥞
Thought everyone should know.
Thought everyone should know.
Went and said hi to this place tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Went and said hi to this place tonight.
My other contribution to Bob’s IG comments
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My other contribution to Bob’s IG comments
Haha what if I just went and lost my shit today instead of answering my proofreader’s queries? 🙃
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Haha what if I just went and lost my shit today instead of answering my proofreader’s queries? 🙃
Done and done! I also happened to film her getting banana chip treats tonight
(Sound on for squeaky 14-year-old barks and om nom ASMR) 🔊
(Sound on for squeaky 14-year-old barks and om nom ASMR) 🔊
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Done and done! I also happened to film her getting banana chip treats tonight
(Sound on for squeaky 14-year-old barks and om nom ASMR) 🔊
(Sound on for squeaky 14-year-old barks and om nom ASMR) 🔊
While I won't be sharing actual snippets of anything I've been working on, I wanted to pop in and be like, "HI, HELLO, I AM ACTUALLY ALIVE OUTSIDE OF JUST REPOSTING THINGS!"
First of all, I did want to reassure everyone that I still have quite a lot of unposted "what is dark" 😈 in the chamber.
First of all, I did want to reassure everyone that I still have quite a lot of unposted "what is dark" 😈 in the chamber.
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
While I won't be sharing actual snippets of anything I've been working on, I wanted to pop in and be like, "HI, HELLO, I AM ACTUALLY ALIVE OUTSIDE OF JUST REPOSTING THINGS!"
First of all, I did want to reassure everyone that I still have quite a lot of unposted "what is dark" 😈 in the chamber.
First of all, I did want to reassure everyone that I still have quite a lot of unposted "what is dark" 😈 in the chamber.
Exhibit B, the Tik Tok in question - because if I had to cry, THEN SO DO YOU
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Exhibit B, the Tik Tok in question - because if I had to cry, THEN SO DO YOU
Exhibit A, in case you thought I was joking (and no, this is not my normal desk, this is a temporary/portable setup for reasons):
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Exhibit A, in case you thought I was joking (and no, this is not my normal desk, this is a temporary/portable setup for reasons):
Got myself a little treat from @jameshance.com 🥰
September 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got myself a little treat from @jameshance.com 🥰
I’m grinning like an idiot.
July 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m grinning like an idiot.
Friendly reminder that Texas isn’t a red state, it’s gerrymandered to hell and run by deeply corrupt politicians. Those kids who died weren’t voters, and our local grocery store mobilizes faster than our state or federal government.
This is why most Texans, including me, are ride or die for H-E-B.
This is why most Texans, including me, are ride or die for H-E-B.
July 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Friendly reminder that Texas isn’t a red state, it’s gerrymandered to hell and run by deeply corrupt politicians. Those kids who died weren’t voters, and our local grocery store mobilizes faster than our state or federal government.
This is why most Texans, including me, are ride or die for H-E-B.
This is why most Texans, including me, are ride or die for H-E-B.
I’m on this subreddit for obvious reasons, and hey! There’s our boy!
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’m on this subreddit for obvious reasons, and hey! There’s our boy!
Ohhh I DEFINITELY don't know about that, lol! 🤣
But fine, I'll release a single snippet that I cut from chapter 21 of 'every version of me dead and buried' - the Christmas chapter, 'Presence & Presents.'
This is a conversation between Wedge and Rey while Ben was asleep in the car.
But fine, I'll release a single snippet that I cut from chapter 21 of 'every version of me dead and buried' - the Christmas chapter, 'Presence & Presents.'
This is a conversation between Wedge and Rey while Ben was asleep in the car.
June 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ohhh I DEFINITELY don't know about that, lol! 🤣
But fine, I'll release a single snippet that I cut from chapter 21 of 'every version of me dead and buried' - the Christmas chapter, 'Presence & Presents.'
This is a conversation between Wedge and Rey while Ben was asleep in the car.
But fine, I'll release a single snippet that I cut from chapter 21 of 'every version of me dead and buried' - the Christmas chapter, 'Presence & Presents.'
This is a conversation between Wedge and Rey while Ben was asleep in the car.
I started posting on AO3 on Sep 3, 2023, so this is what I've written in about...
1 year, 9 months, and 23 days.
😅😅😅
1 year, 9 months, and 23 days.
😅😅😅
June 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I started posting on AO3 on Sep 3, 2023, so this is what I've written in about...
1 year, 9 months, and 23 days.
😅😅😅
1 year, 9 months, and 23 days.
😅😅😅
UPDATE: what is dark within me, illumine 😈
Ch. 35: With Blackest Insurrection to Confound Heaven’s Purest Light
A #Reylo divine rom-comedy #Reylofic
art by @cndcrd.bsky.social
“This is heaven,” he murmured. “This is what I needed most tonight. Just this.”
Link ⬇️:
Ch. 35: With Blackest Insurrection to Confound Heaven’s Purest Light
A #Reylo divine rom-comedy #Reylofic
art by @cndcrd.bsky.social
“This is heaven,” he murmured. “This is what I needed most tonight. Just this.”
Link ⬇️:
June 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
UPDATE: what is dark within me, illumine 😈
Ch. 35: With Blackest Insurrection to Confound Heaven’s Purest Light
A #Reylo divine rom-comedy #Reylofic
art by @cndcrd.bsky.social
“This is heaven,” he murmured. “This is what I needed most tonight. Just this.”
Link ⬇️:
Ch. 35: With Blackest Insurrection to Confound Heaven’s Purest Light
A #Reylo divine rom-comedy #Reylofic
art by @cndcrd.bsky.social
“This is heaven,” he murmured. “This is what I needed most tonight. Just this.”
Link ⬇️:
Are they certain it was from a Roman and not someone simply disguised as one? 👀
😈 iykyk
😈 iykyk
June 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Are they certain it was from a Roman and not someone simply disguised as one? 👀
😈 iykyk
😈 iykyk
As I expected, all three of my major works were scraped.
Fuck AI.
And fuck anyone who uses it.
Fuck AI.
And fuck anyone who uses it.
May 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
As I expected, all three of my major works were scraped.
Fuck AI.
And fuck anyone who uses it.
Fuck AI.
And fuck anyone who uses it.
ICYMI: I updated on Sunday for May the Fourth!
I was also going so fast at the time that I only just now noticed that I originally attached the graphic to the wrong post! 🙃🫠
I was also going so fast at the time that I only just now noticed that I originally attached the graphic to the wrong post! 🙃🫠
May 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ICYMI: I updated on Sunday for May the Fourth!
I was also going so fast at the time that I only just now noticed that I originally attached the graphic to the wrong post! 🙃🫠
I was also going so fast at the time that I only just now noticed that I originally attached the graphic to the wrong post! 🙃🫠