Rainmaker Facts
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Parody account detailing the life, times and trials of the incomparable Rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada
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Rainmaker Facts
@okadafacts.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Spoiler: Okada wins.
On this day in 2012 Kazuchika Okada won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship for the first time, defeated Hiroshi Tanahashi at The New Beginning.
#OTD
#OTD
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On this day in 2012 Kazuchika Okada won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship for the first time, defeated Hiroshi Tanahashi at The New Beginning.
#OTD
#OTD
If Kazuchika Okada was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Gedo, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Gedo twice.
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If Kazuchika Okada was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Gedo, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Gedo twice.
Kazuchika Okada’s hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada’s hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
Kazuchika Okada can bring a knife to a gunfight. And win.
February 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can bring a knife to a gunfight. And win.
Kazuchika Okada plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
When Kazuchika Okada was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
February 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When Kazuchika Okada was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
When God said, “let there be light”, Kazuchika Okada said, “say ‘please'”.
February 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When God said, “let there be light”, Kazuchika Okada said, “say ‘please'”.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said “Now I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds”, He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Kazuchika Okada halloween costume he was wearing.
February 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said “Now I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds”, He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Kazuchika Okada halloween costume he was wearing.
Kazuchika Okada won a Boggle contest. The Rainmaker played a 20 letter word.
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada won a Boggle contest. The Rainmaker played a 20 letter word.
When you play Monopoly with Kazuchika Okada, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you play Monopoly with Kazuchika Okada, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Kazuchika Okada so he can scare the shit out of them.
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Kazuchika Okada so he can scare the shit out of them.
While urinating, Kazuchika Okada is easily capable of welding titanium.
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
While urinating, Kazuchika Okada is easily capable of welding titanium.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Kazuchika Okada is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
January 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
With the rising cost of gasoline, Kazuchika Okada is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Kazuchika Okada will find you and kill you.
January 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Kazuchika Okada will find you and kill you.
Kazuchika Okada once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Kazuchika Okada is older than The Outrunners.
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Kazuchika Okada is older than The Outrunners.
Kazuchika Okada never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of respect.
January 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of respect.
Kazuchika Okada counted to infinity – twice.
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada counted to infinity – twice.
Kazuchika Okada can and will, touch MC Hammer.
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can and will, touch MC Hammer.
Kazuchika Okada can write DVDs on floppy drive.
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can write DVDs on floppy drive.
Kazuchika Okada can slam revolving doors.
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can slam revolving doors.
Kazuchika Okada can sneeze with his eyes open.
January 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can sneeze with his eyes open.
Kazuchika Okada can speak braille.
January 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can speak braille.
Kazuchika Okada can taste lies.
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can taste lies.
Kazuchika Okada can use TikTok in America.
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kazuchika Okada can use TikTok in America.