Well I hope you can take solace in the fact you created a masterpiece of the genre. Truly beautiful work. I doff my cap to you!

Ok but HOW did you get your tree to look this nice?? It’s so perfectly festive, this is wizardry

ChatWTF, ChatLOLNO

Honestly, yes. Wtf! They should make clothes for everybody

“Did you like the truffles?”

“Yeah, they were delicious.”

…

“I love truffles.”

“Oh wow, me too!”

🥹👉👈🥰

Birds aren’t real, boys aren’t real, beings aren’t real. Any being

Nooooooooo that’s terrible!! Such bullshit I’m sorry

Earth has the best oceans of any planet in the universe, hands down. Check this shit out

Omg girl! Get thee to UNIQLO post-HASTE!! Heat tech FTW, you need under layers to keep the warmth trapped next to your skin. Ugh I hate being cold & heat tech saves my life all winter

Ho Ho *hok*
glrghhrlllgngh

It’s okay to admit we were wrong, or to recognize that things have changed

No!

the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism

Translation: my daughter once walked by a real bean field and reached down and touched a bean. I swear it’s true,

Yes. We’ve descended into absolute barbarity, coming from the very government meant to protect us. There’s no backstop against disappearance, concentration camps, war crimes. The most basic guarantees have been destroyed. It’s unreal

One of my favorite poems too, especially these last 9 years. The futility of narcissistic power grubbing couldn’t be more clear—as history and art show us time & again—yet here we are, still sculpting the doomed statues of these men who never learn. Unreal