Absolutely! He's totally with yours re socks, too!

See also Sunday lunch leftovers in his bowl

Yes! It's absolutely brilliant!

Ah, I see! Fancy decaf coffee a good shout actually. Mini prosecco bottle too, depending on her drinking stance

The sleep deprivation that came with a newborn made me understand why it's covered by the Geneva Convention. I'm not even exaggerating.

I'd probably go stuff for her though, tbh. Guarantee bump oil and the like will be sorted. Face masks, handcream, nail varnish all easy sitting things that are for her rather than bump. You feel like such a vessel at times, it's nice to get non preggo stuff

It's largely my memory of it tbh. Maybe add in "can't put own socks on". That was a beautiful time...

No, that's pretty much bang on tbf.

I cba to unpack yet. I'm still tired from the move

This is why they won't do an eels Big Brother

Sorry, missed you're right in the thick of it.

It does get easier! Baby groups are a huge support network. Get on a new Mum WhatsApp group if you can, having other people up at 3am despairing helps so much.

Remember: it's all a series of phases, everyone hates it sometimes, you're doing well x

We ended up with one week as the second wasn't full pay. Also after c-section. Got home on the Tuesday after 3 days in hospital (rocky couple of days) and he was back at work Monday. Nowhere near long enough.

It's not the fences for me - why is there that big puddle?!