Orenthal Gerald Panda, Esq. (He/Him)
@oji-pan.bsky.social
Not safe for work, not safe for jerks.
SEE! I reminded YOU!
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
SEE! I reminded YOU!
Pfft. Bun Cha Hanoi as #1 given the season they just had is wild. Also, the disrespect for Cao Lua.
You’re just throwing out hot takes for attention now.
You’re just throwing out hot takes for attention now.
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Pfft. Bun Cha Hanoi as #1 given the season they just had is wild. Also, the disrespect for Cao Lua.
You’re just throwing out hot takes for attention now.
You’re just throwing out hot takes for attention now.
How is this your first time?!?
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How is this your first time?!?
This is just a stag party, pre videocassette. When men watched pornography together, like men.
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is just a stag party, pre videocassette. When men watched pornography together, like men.
Real @papaninja.bsky.social vibes in this one.
August 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Real @papaninja.bsky.social vibes in this one.
Threat, promise, whatever.
August 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Threat, promise, whatever.
What if I put you in the sack and MAKE you sad.
August 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What if I put you in the sack and MAKE you sad.
But it is okay to be a sadsack SOME of the time.
August 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
But it is okay to be a sadsack SOME of the time.
Saw him in LA on his last tour and he was amazing.
January 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Saw him in LA on his last tour and he was amazing.
Just a bot, here.
January 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just a bot, here.
The amount of times I’ve been meticulously carved open only for you to remember I’m not a man.
November 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
The amount of times I’ve been meticulously carved open only for you to remember I’m not a man.
Check. And. Mate.
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Check. And. Mate.