My response to this question is always "No. Pepsi is never ok". Always get odd looks i get when I say this, as if No is not allowed as an appropriate answer. I must be getting old

I am sure we ALL looking forward to the detailed explanations of said hijinx

I had heard of some of your books before and your social conscience style reminded me a hell of a lot of Terry Pratchet. That is terribly important right now (to me at least) and you are the same age as me so kindred spirit?????