Oink Piggins
@oinkpiggins.bsky.social
big guy in a small guy world
the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid
i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...
i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out
i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana
drew a smiley face in my mashed potatoes
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
drew a smiley face in my mashed potatoes
the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault
i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king
when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie
dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career
my favorite the sims expansion pack is the sims livin' large. it reminds me of myself, because i am large and i am living.
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
my favorite the sims expansion pack is the sims livin' large. it reminds me of myself, because i am large and i am living.
started laughing while watching a family guy funny moments compilation and my pizza gave me this look
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
started laughing while watching a family guy funny moments compilation and my pizza gave me this look
woke up this morning in the burger king bathroom, that spongebob meal got me fucked up
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
woke up this morning in the burger king bathroom, that spongebob meal got me fucked up
dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64
since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"
sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up
my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn
went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out
accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson
was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap
i'm kinda built like patrick star
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i'm kinda built like patrick star
i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out
the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes