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Joseph Mastron
@ohyeahlasers.bsky.social
Laser application scientist - ultrafast and biophotonics, Product manager - optical isolators.
Me: Can I get a Dr. House?
Mom: We have a Dr. House at home
The Dr. House at home:

(It me, I sprained my ankle)
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy Birthday!
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Alas, the last sentence of the abstract "The results suggest that limited access to publications may limit some scientific research from achieving its full impact." is perfectly juxtaposed with the "access this article" paywall.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Here are mine in western NY:
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A few thousand people out here in Henrietta, NY for the "un-parade" by my estimation.
June 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, no cheating, just a great camera roll.
May 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
April 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@americanair.bsky.social, please fix your aainflight certificates because chrome blocks your wifi by default when the certificate doesn't match! In case anyone else in a similar bind finds this, visiting the www.wifionboard.com site redirects you the the correct AA inflight page.
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ChatGPT's new image generation algorithm is terrifying.

Unrelated, here's my 100% original character that is definitely legally distinct from the source material:
March 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyway, here's the millet patch birds inadvertently planted below my bird feeder and my yield when I harvested ~1/3 of it to hopefully let the rest go to seed. No alt text because it's as described: a patch of millet, 2x2 ft, growing about 1.5 ft high, stages of growth, and a few bunches of grain.
March 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wow, it went by so fast that it feels like Photonics West was only yesterday! My colleague shared some nice snapshots of my talk, "Two-Color Laser System and Fiber Delivery for 2-Photon Microscopy and FLIM" and I would be remiss if I didn't post them here.
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So apparently when you search for bluesky in the @googlesearch.bsky.social play store, you get a targeted ad for propaganda. Not cool.
January 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM