gay and tired
@ohtoriak10.bsky.social
He/him/his. Doctor, but not the useful kind. If you’re not sure if you know me irl, you probably don’t! Vicariously NSFW here.
It’s nonsense hoodie weather in Houston once more. At last.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s nonsense hoodie weather in Houston once more. At last.
40, featuring the alien abduction lighting mode from our Thanksgiving Airbnb.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
40, featuring the alien abduction lighting mode from our Thanksgiving Airbnb.
Awww. 40 years of these two.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Awww. 40 years of these two.
Post-renaissance festival, pre-shower looks. Tired.
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Post-renaissance festival, pre-shower looks. Tired.
HEB. We need to talk about your suppliers. Or you just need to call him 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
HEB. We need to talk about your suppliers. Or you just need to call him 🤔
Got this in before RFK burns Moderna’s headquarters down.
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Got this in before RFK burns Moderna’s headquarters down.
Well, not that wrong. White guy quiz thing: uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
September 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Well, not that wrong. White guy quiz thing: uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
idk about “objectively best performance” or whatever, but Iggy Pop was born to play a Vorta. (Honorable mention is actually also Iggy Pop as Michelle Trachtenberg’s dad in The Adventures of Pete and Pete; that show had some weird and wild cameos.)
August 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
idk about “objectively best performance” or whatever, but Iggy Pop was born to play a Vorta. (Honorable mention is actually also Iggy Pop as Michelle Trachtenberg’s dad in The Adventures of Pete and Pete; that show had some weird and wild cameos.)
There’s only one thing “mitochondrial challenges” can refer to. Clearly Kennedy is aware of the need to protect our children’s precious farandolae against the Echthroi.
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There’s only one thing “mitochondrial challenges” can refer to. Clearly Kennedy is aware of the need to protect our children’s precious farandolae against the Echthroi.
Hot fresh sourdough bagels! (There were 12. One had to be sacrificed. With cream cheese.) From my usual recipe bible: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/sour...
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hot fresh sourdough bagels! (There were 12. One had to be sacrificed. With cream cheese.) From my usual recipe bible: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/sour...
If anything, this loaf has too much ear. (Related, sometimes I *do* sing too beautifully.)
August 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If anything, this loaf has too much ear. (Related, sometimes I *do* sing too beautifully.)
I lied. Today it’s 90 F, 63% RH, and I’m as wet as if I’d just gotten out of the shower. Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
August 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I lied. Today it’s 90 F, 63% RH, and I’m as wet as if I’d just gotten out of the shower. Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Hotel bathroom lighting does indeed hit. When in history did all the chains switch to ring-style lights? Is this a chicken and egg phenomenon in sync with the rise of thirst traps?
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hotel bathroom lighting does indeed hit. When in history did all the chains switch to ring-style lights? Is this a chicken and egg phenomenon in sync with the rise of thirst traps?
Gin, lemon, and smoked honey. Tastes exactly like it looks. Summer isn’t *so* bad (he said, one week before the start of hurricane season).
May 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gin, lemon, and smoked honey. Tastes exactly like it looks. Summer isn’t *so* bad (he said, one week before the start of hurricane season).
It was 88F on this run yesterday evening. I hope I didn’t blind anyone with the glare, but I needed to feel the a/c.
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It was 88F on this run yesterday evening. I hope I didn’t blind anyone with the glare, but I needed to feel the a/c.
Who wears short shorts?
May 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who wears short shorts?
Morning walk is lovely today, but there’s something ominous about how bright the sun is right now, and I think the forecast for the rest of this week makes it clear why. Goodbye, spring 😫
May 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Morning walk is lovely today, but there’s something ominous about how bright the sun is right now, and I think the forecast for the rest of this week makes it clear why. Goodbye, spring 😫
Is this age 40? Huh.
May 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is this age 40? Huh.
See a tattoo, post a tattoo.
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
See a tattoo, post a tattoo.
Today in history. Happy May Day.
May 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Today in history. Happy May Day.
It’s possible this adds up to a 5K PR from tonight? Unclear. So very thirsty.
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It’s possible this adds up to a 5K PR from tonight? Unclear. So very thirsty.
85 F and humid. This is the last week of the year I’m running outside. 🥵
April 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
85 F and humid. This is the last week of the year I’m running outside. 🥵