You can either support building Trump’s Heritage Foundation-planned kingdom on the backs and blood of others here on earth, or you can believe in the Kingdom of Heaven. The American Pope—whom I grow fonder of every day—is simply illustrating the truth: 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚.

(It is time to stop trusting the rich white guy from two towns over.)

This guy from two towns over 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 that he can get you to blame this “damned foreigner” parked out front, over and over again, for all your problems. While your stranger-bff who “is only looking out for you” continuously robs you blind and laughs about it with his real friends.

And thugs hired by the rich guy from two towns over march boldly into your house, stealing your possessions, so they can be marked up and sold back to you at a considerable profit.

And the best part (aside from you making the rich even richer)?

Meanwhile, a big, fancy van (the kind you can’t afford) pulls up whenever you are distracted outside—wasting time, energy, and sanity on screaming back and forth with your allegedly “bad” neighbor.

Consequently, you keep leaving your door unlocked and repeatedly go outside to engage in lengthy, pointless fights with the neighbor, fights that are escalating toward violence.

You park in the driveway and don’t 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 the street spot. But this chatty stranger-bff from two towns over (who has a mansion worth millions that you’ve never been invited to) urgently and repeatedly warns you that your immediate neighbor is “clearly up to no good parking in front of your house!!!”