Stuart
@ohstuaryyyy.bsky.social
Still saying Yes too much. Fully COYS.
I had a sharp intake of breath from my seat…! Pre-VAR he’d have got away with that, but you just can’t risk that sort of challenge these days. Madness diving in like that when he was never gonna get the ball.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I had a sharp intake of breath from my seat…! Pre-VAR he’d have got away with that, but you just can’t risk that sort of challenge these days. Madness diving in like that when he was never gonna get the ball.
I’m never less behind Thomas Frank than when I see sides we’ve struggled against not deal with the intensity other teams play with, after we’ve just cowered on the edge of our own penalty area and created 0.2 xG all game. It doesn’t have to be this way, and I won’t be gaslit into thinking it does.
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m never less behind Thomas Frank than when I see sides we’ve struggled against not deal with the intensity other teams play with, after we’ve just cowered on the edge of our own penalty area and created 0.2 xG all game. It doesn’t have to be this way, and I won’t be gaslit into thinking it does.
Oliver was the referee in a derby where he saw with his very own eyes Declan Rice literally kick Ben Davies up the arse in the area and he gave absolutely nothing. Head is on mars.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Oliver was the referee in a derby where he saw with his very own eyes Declan Rice literally kick Ben Davies up the arse in the area and he gave absolutely nothing. Head is on mars.
Yep, still the case. Everything crossed for no injuries over the rest of these international games and then yeah hopefully Kudus (at least) is fit again.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yep, still the case. Everything crossed for no injuries over the rest of these international games and then yeah hopefully Kudus (at least) is fit again.
All the briefing is that Calafiori will be fine.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
All the briefing is that Calafiori will be fine.
Yep. I told my mate I’d just seen her and he told me she was a spurs fan. Until then I had no idea.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Yep. I told my mate I’d just seen her and he told me she was a spurs fan. Until then I had no idea.
I saw her in Bilbao before the game. Did a double take.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I saw her in Bilbao before the game. Did a double take.
Guessing you’ve read Chris Slegg’s book about that season. Worth doing so if you haven’t.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Guessing you’ve read Chris Slegg’s book about that season. Worth doing so if you haven’t.
Lloris;
Doherty, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies;
Lucas Moura, Hojbjerg, Sissoko, Ndombele, Son; Kane
Doherty, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies;
Lucas Moura, Hojbjerg, Sissoko, Ndombele, Son; Kane
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Lloris;
Doherty, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies;
Lucas Moura, Hojbjerg, Sissoko, Ndombele, Son; Kane
Doherty, Alderweireld, Dier, Davies;
Lucas Moura, Hojbjerg, Sissoko, Ndombele, Son; Kane
I remember seeing a car stop at a red light so the passenger opened their door. A cyclist crashed into the door and was flung off the bike. Obey the rules of the road and that shit doesn’t happen.
September 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I remember seeing a car stop at a red light so the passenger opened their door. A cyclist crashed into the door and was flung off the bike. Obey the rules of the road and that shit doesn’t happen.
Having something like that to do in the run up to the final sounds dreamy. A task like that to take your mind off football? It’s a yes for me, Clive.
May 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Having something like that to do in the run up to the final sounds dreamy. A task like that to take your mind off football? It’s a yes for me, Clive.
‘Ally, I’ll just speak over you.’
April 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
‘Ally, I’ll just speak over you.’
That’s beautifully written, and something that I’ll keep with me in the midst of this shitshow and the inevitable ones to come. Incredibly brave of you to share. Thank you.
April 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That’s beautifully written, and something that I’ll keep with me in the midst of this shitshow and the inevitable ones to come. Incredibly brave of you to share. Thank you.
Had never heard it before Trigger Happy TV. It’s always stuck with me since.
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Had never heard it before Trigger Happy TV. It’s always stuck with me since.
If you see Natalie off blinking lights gets me every time
April 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you see Natalie off blinking lights gets me every time
Which we did with Nuno, if reports are to be believed. Apparently he said he could play attacking football like he did at Valencia.
April 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Which we did with Nuno, if reports are to be believed. Apparently he said he could play attacking football like he did at Valencia.
Sweet fucking Caroline. Don’t get me started on the idiotic ‘so good, so good, so good,’ amendment. Boils every last drop of my piss.
March 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Sweet fucking Caroline. Don’t get me started on the idiotic ‘so good, so good, so good,’ amendment. Boils every last drop of my piss.