right.. I wanna know too! now he’s shy 💀

😭😭

You look good

You don’t!

😂😂😂😂 the beginning of the mess! that part is so funny bc it’s the epitome of aquarius vs. sagittarius

thank youu!!!

i love how ppl associate the simple act of applying a lippie as part of my personal brand. ever since the lip smacker days. how very ✨girl✨ of me.

moral of the story: stop sending me ominous/cryptic texts

also found it funny that she received so much backlash over her massively elaborate dinner parties where she’d make everything from scratch just bc. i kept thinking ik nara smith is pissed she was born in this generation cuz she has the girls sharpening their pitchforks over bubblegum from scratch 💀

the story of marthas “fall from grace” was nothing but yet another example of how this world HATES bad bitches.

martha stewart the ICON you are!! i just finished watching her doc and wow what an insanely cool woman. from dominating the ny stock exchange (as the only woman broker there mind you!!!) to becoming the first self made female billionaire in the u.s. off of feminine creativity is phenomenal to see

olive garden doesn’t even LOOK appealing! 🤢 I’ve been their #1 hater since ‘03