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andrew
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Base ball is a game of contrast.
My cat: Meow. Meow.
Me: …facts.
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I swear I remember Nermal getting put down in the Garfield universe.
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
La La Land but the Ryan Gosling character is Fred Durst.
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
J Jonah Jameson (2017): Send me leaked nudes of the Spider Man!
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Crowd of 300k sweaty shirtless ppl in Tel Aviv rolling on molly so hard going into convulsions when the beat drops and it’s the bluey theme
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
All I want for Christmas is a rat that can roll regular size cigars and a nice little setup for him.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lilo and stick
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wassup Santa
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Platonic goon cave
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@nhlbruins.bsky.social who are these girls, I want to chill with them
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
everyone is on the autism spectrum except me
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Little known US Law: Wives don’t count toward capacity at the restaurant or club
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dreading the summer/fall wardrobe turnover. I don’t know where the fuck I’m gonna store this massive oak barrel with attached suspenders.
August 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s a poor carpenter who blames his project managers.
August 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It’s so hot when a girl has $160k in credit card debt.
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I feel like I’ve said this before but it’s crazy to me how often the pitchcom fucks up.
August 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just my opinion, but I feel like making the economy one big data center and absolutely nothing else is a foolproof plan.
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jojo Sliwa
July 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When I worked at the CIA blacksite, I really learned the importance of storytelling.
June 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and say he’s wrong.
June 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Reflecting on the sacrifice so many ordinary people made 81 years ago today can give you hope in an increasingly hopeless present. It’s neither easy nor assured, but tyranny can be stopped.
June 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
CT/NY pizza wars should take a page out of the Kendrick Lamar playbook:

“CT has the best pizza.”
“lol nah it’s NYC! ;)”
“Fuck you. You’re a pedophile and all your friends are pedophiles.”
June 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Rap drugs
May 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Need to know who on the Red Sox is rocking the finger shoes.
May 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM