Robert Denton III
@ohnospooky.bsky.social
Writer of speculative fiction, pulp, and tabletop RPGs. Graphic Designer. Obscure Prince reference.
I wrote a LOT of L5R fiction. A lot. Too much?
-> My Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17038714.Robert_Denton_III
I wrote a LOT of L5R fiction. A lot. Too much?
-> My Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17038714.Robert_Denton_III
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2009: I will never stop posting, no mortal can control me
2025: Sweet sassafras I wish I didn't need to keep posting
2025: Sweet sassafras I wish I didn't need to keep posting
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
2009: I will never stop posting, no mortal can control me
2025: Sweet sassafras I wish I didn't need to keep posting
2025: Sweet sassafras I wish I didn't need to keep posting
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We are excited to bring you the complete Tales of Unicorn Clan with stories from @jmreynolds.bsky.social, @ohnospooky.bsky.social, @evandicken.bsky.social and @danlovatclark.bsky.social.
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan and L5R is available to download now
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan is available to download now free at DriveThruFiction.com.
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We are excited to bring you the complete Tales of Unicorn Clan with stories from @jmreynolds.bsky.social, @ohnospooky.bsky.social, @evandicken.bsky.social and @danlovatclark.bsky.social.
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Download the complete series to read or listen to now:
www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
Reposted by Robert Denton III
Excited to share that the complete set of stories and audio of the Tales of the Unicorn Clan I narrated is now available to download! Please check them out and enjoy! 🌸 www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan and L5R is available to download now
The collected Tales of the Unicorn Clan is available to download now free at DriveThruFiction.com.
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Excited to share that the complete set of stories and audio of the Tales of the Unicorn Clan I narrated is now available to download! Please check them out and enjoy! 🌸 www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-collecte...
I want bad actors in our politics to pay for that, and we ought to know which of our leaders is doing heinous stuff.
Yet at this point, will releasing the Epstein files actually change anything? Like, what is in there that we don't already know? That the zealots won't just shrug away and excuse?
Yet at this point, will releasing the Epstein files actually change anything? Like, what is in there that we don't already know? That the zealots won't just shrug away and excuse?
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I want bad actors in our politics to pay for that, and we ought to know which of our leaders is doing heinous stuff.
Yet at this point, will releasing the Epstein files actually change anything? Like, what is in there that we don't already know? That the zealots won't just shrug away and excuse?
Yet at this point, will releasing the Epstein files actually change anything? Like, what is in there that we don't already know? That the zealots won't just shrug away and excuse?
I want Senate Democrats to lower me into my grave at my funeral so they can let me down one final time.
(Y'all be careful with that joke; it's an antique!)
(Y'all be careful with that joke; it's an antique!)
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I want Senate Democrats to lower me into my grave at my funeral so they can let me down one final time.
(Y'all be careful with that joke; it's an antique!)
(Y'all be careful with that joke; it's an antique!)
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The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
I’m sorry, WHAT?
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m sorry, WHAT?
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
Realizing that my enjoyment of an IP directly correlates with how infrequently I visit that IP’s discord channel.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Realizing that my enjoyment of an IP directly correlates with how infrequently I visit that IP’s discord channel.
If you're 25+ years old and grew up in Kentucky, your state was ranked 45 out of 50 in education level while you were in school, and U.S. civics was not a mandated course. Just in case you were wondering why there are grown adults living in KY who think they can vote against Mamdani the NYC election
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you're 25+ years old and grew up in Kentucky, your state was ranked 45 out of 50 in education level while you were in school, and U.S. civics was not a mandated course. Just in case you were wondering why there are grown adults living in KY who think they can vote against Mamdani the NYC election
Is it just me or is sour candy super weak all of a sudden?
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Is it just me or is sour candy super weak all of a sudden?
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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For Halloween we bring you a short story – ‘Kabukimono’.
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
A Halloween Short Story for Legend of the Five Rings
Read it now on LegendofheFiveRings.com
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
For Halloween we bring you a short story – ‘Kabukimono’.
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
A Halloween Short Story for Legend of the Five Rings
Read it now on LegendofheFiveRings.com
www.legendofthefiverings.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by Robert Denton III
For Halloween we bring you a short story – ‘Kabukimono’.
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
A Halloween Short Story for Legend of the Five Rings
Read it now on LegendofheFiveRings.com
www.legendofthefiverings.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For Halloween we bring you a short story – ‘Kabukimono’.
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
Read or listen at the link below, or find the audio version on the Aconyte Fiction Podcast or Aconyte Books YouTube.
Written by @ohnospooky.bsky.social and narrated by @jinmakuvoice.bsky.social
www.legendofthefiverings.com/kabukimono
I know this month has been rough because I'm just now realizing it's Halloween, a day that I normally anticipate for weeks.
Just no time to even think about it. No time to think about anything. Pushing through a sense of unreality.
Just no time to even think about it. No time to think about anything. Pushing through a sense of unreality.
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I know this month has been rough because I'm just now realizing it's Halloween, a day that I normally anticipate for weeks.
Just no time to even think about it. No time to think about anything. Pushing through a sense of unreality.
Just no time to even think about it. No time to think about anything. Pushing through a sense of unreality.
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New from me:
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Accusing Jordan Silverman
A D.C. teaching assistant was accused of molesting up to 15 kids. Multiple law enforcement agencies cleared him. But his nightmare was just beginning.
radleybalko.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
New from me:
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Reposted by Robert Denton III
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Pour one out for the OG bishi
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pour one out for the OG bishi
And y’all still think your home’s door locks are worth anything?
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
And y’all still think your home’s door locks are worth anything?
An uncomfortable truth is that a lot of religions condition their followers to be predisposed towards authoritarianism. I know that's a hard pill to swallow, but there's a reason State officials treat themselves like priests, why political conversion is conducted via church. The machinery is there.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
An uncomfortable truth is that a lot of religions condition their followers to be predisposed towards authoritarianism. I know that's a hard pill to swallow, but there's a reason State officials treat themselves like priests, why political conversion is conducted via church. The machinery is there.
See, this is why I watch modern televised debates. At least from the last ten years or so.
If you stick it out long enough, someone will ask something stupid, and at least one candidate will say something bonkers
If you stick it out long enough, someone will ask something stupid, and at least one candidate will say something bonkers
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
See, this is why I watch modern televised debates. At least from the last ten years or so.
If you stick it out long enough, someone will ask something stupid, and at least one candidate will say something bonkers
If you stick it out long enough, someone will ask something stupid, and at least one candidate will say something bonkers
Yeah but…
…sometimes a stupid joke works better than a good one.
…sometimes a stupid joke works better than a good one.
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yeah but…
…sometimes a stupid joke works better than a good one.
…sometimes a stupid joke works better than a good one.
G Gundam is the RIFTS of Gundam no questions at this time
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
G Gundam is the RIFTS of Gundam no questions at this time
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Even the animals aren’t safe….
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Even the animals aren’t safe….