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Ben
@ohnopossum.bsky.social
gay bear who likes insane memes
League of Legends is cocomelon for energy vampires
September 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don't get why people are rude I use a butcher knife to slice up hot dogs to put in my ramen like everyone else
August 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ohio’s most populous wildlife. So beautiful.
August 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“In hell I fear the kind are made to torture the cruel and so I am grateful we will not meet again.”
July 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social this is what happens when you take off the heels
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Golf courses should be rarer than gay bars.
June 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I think Cupcakke and Weird Al should fight.
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Mr. Slave is a Hapsburg.
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Vacation in Seattle. Noticing everyone here is either gorgeous or inexplicably drenched.
May 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Make it weird. Tenderizing is just pre-chewing.
May 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I wonder if ozempic burps make gainers sad
May 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
[sharingan sound effect] I forgot I had popsicles
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A veneer of professionalism will be what kills us all
April 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Duolingo owl continues to gaslight me into acknowledging I am not human.
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Do you guys think my safe word being “The Hague” is what is making partners block me or is it my horrible personality
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
improv is just playing pretend for grown ups and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“hey pet me”
[0.319 seconds later]
“you are IN MY BUBBLE”
March 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
RFK just pissed off every pig bottom

This was not wise
March 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You don’t have enough time to regret it forever.
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Ben
Opposition leadership be like:
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
ACAB includes the horse from Tangled.
March 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For those living in anathema about this “ai” bullshit just visualize it like this:
You cursed in proximity of a toddler and now they can’t stop saying “fuck”. Their parents are now screaming at you on the phone.

That is the current state. No creation of a god, just a toddler with shitty parents.
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
User experience is the responsibility of all facets of a company, including both lower and upper management.

If the UX sucks, the company has failed, full stop.
February 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The difference between the two parties in this country is that one represents, the other leads. We vote for representatives, here, not leaders, and the party of respectability politics seems to have forgotten this.
February 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Tired of boomers and genx saying that I'll get more conservative as I get older.

You didn't get more conservative.

You gave up.
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM