Ok I'm deleting this app. Just so all 3 of my "followers" are aware and can remove me from their list or whatever.
February 3, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Ok I'm deleting this app. Just so all 3 of my "followers" are aware and can remove me from their list or whatever.
There's no point. Is there?
February 1, 2024 at 9:21 PM
There's no point. Is there?
What's it called when all you want to do is sink into the mattress until your body is absorbed by it and your consciousness enters the vacuum of space
January 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
What's it called when all you want to do is sink into the mattress until your body is absorbed by it and your consciousness enters the vacuum of space
This isn't helping
This inborn desire, this instinct
To make sure everyone in the room can see how smart I am
How funny I am
How poignant my thoughts are
How passionate my heart is
Always seeking that validation
That approval
From someone who isn't even here
And never was
And never will be
This inborn desire, this instinct
To make sure everyone in the room can see how smart I am
How funny I am
How poignant my thoughts are
How passionate my heart is
Always seeking that validation
That approval
From someone who isn't even here
And never was
And never will be
January 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
This isn't helping
This inborn desire, this instinct
To make sure everyone in the room can see how smart I am
How funny I am
How poignant my thoughts are
How passionate my heart is
Always seeking that validation
That approval
From someone who isn't even here
And never was
And never will be
This inborn desire, this instinct
To make sure everyone in the room can see how smart I am
How funny I am
How poignant my thoughts are
How passionate my heart is
Always seeking that validation
That approval
From someone who isn't even here
And never was
And never will be
Today I've got to meet with a bunch of school staff to evaluate whether my son is going to be moved to a special program. I have a 6 page letter to read aloud to at least 10 people.
I think I have reached Karen Level.
I think I have reached Karen Level.
January 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Today I've got to meet with a bunch of school staff to evaluate whether my son is going to be moved to a special program. I have a 6 page letter to read aloud to at least 10 people.
I think I have reached Karen Level.
I think I have reached Karen Level.
I feel like I spend a lot of time talking to nobody.
January 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I feel like I spend a lot of time talking to nobody.
I'm too broke to buy an expensive car or get plastic surgery, so my version of "mid life crisis" so far has been
-embrace a new spiritual path
-knit more things
-stickers everywhere
-start making huge changes in protocol at my workplace that may have an impact that lasts for many years 🤞🤞🤞
-embrace a new spiritual path
-knit more things
-stickers everywhere
-start making huge changes in protocol at my workplace that may have an impact that lasts for many years 🤞🤞🤞
January 10, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I'm too broke to buy an expensive car or get plastic surgery, so my version of "mid life crisis" so far has been
-embrace a new spiritual path
-knit more things
-stickers everywhere
-start making huge changes in protocol at my workplace that may have an impact that lasts for many years 🤞🤞🤞
-embrace a new spiritual path
-knit more things
-stickers everywhere
-start making huge changes in protocol at my workplace that may have an impact that lasts for many years 🤞🤞🤞
This is what I wake up like now I guess
January 5, 2024 at 4:03 PM
This is what I wake up like now I guess
I'm having difficulty letting go of the need to be in control of every situation
Maybe I should do drugs about it
Maybe I should do drugs about it
January 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I'm having difficulty letting go of the need to be in control of every situation
Maybe I should do drugs about it
Maybe I should do drugs about it
I yelled at a teenager last night (not my teenager)
I guess that means I'm a boomer now.
I guess that means I'm a boomer now.
January 3, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I yelled at a teenager last night (not my teenager)
I guess that means I'm a boomer now.
I guess that means I'm a boomer now.
Dyed my hair red so folks know I'm mentally ill from a distance
January 2, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Dyed my hair red so folks know I'm mentally ill from a distance
Trim and color to start my crisis off right
January 2, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Trim and color to start my crisis off right
It's a whole new year. Doesn't feel any different though.
As far as resolutions go, I don't usually do one. But this year I will.
I'm going to forgive more and complain less.
I'm going to find ways to bring joy to others any way I can.
And I'm going to be as feral as possible the whole time.
As far as resolutions go, I don't usually do one. But this year I will.
I'm going to forgive more and complain less.
I'm going to find ways to bring joy to others any way I can.
And I'm going to be as feral as possible the whole time.
January 1, 2024 at 1:58 PM
It's a whole new year. Doesn't feel any different though.
As far as resolutions go, I don't usually do one. But this year I will.
I'm going to forgive more and complain less.
I'm going to find ways to bring joy to others any way I can.
And I'm going to be as feral as possible the whole time.
As far as resolutions go, I don't usually do one. But this year I will.
I'm going to forgive more and complain less.
I'm going to find ways to bring joy to others any way I can.
And I'm going to be as feral as possible the whole time.
On January 2nd I will be starting my midlife crisis. Somebody suggested that I publicly share my journey into the second half of my tortured existence, for the amusement of others. And since I am in dire need of attention I took that recommendation very seriously. Hello. Welcome.
January 1, 2024 at 1:01 AM
On January 2nd I will be starting my midlife crisis. Somebody suggested that I publicly share my journey into the second half of my tortured existence, for the amusement of others. And since I am in dire need of attention I took that recommendation very seriously. Hello. Welcome.