OH NO
ohnobluescreen.bsky.social
OH NO
@ohnobluescreen.bsky.social
Chronically sleep-deprived gardener. Married to an excellent aspiring writer.

If you know, you know, and if you don't, that's fine
Reply guy? Or reply gAI?

I would also accept "replycant" from classic sci fi fans.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I find it interesting that you called this a scam email, because it doesn't seem to be in the category that I would personally use that phrase for.

Poor Bob's choice of name is def hilarious, though.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm far from an expert, but this was my immediate thought too.

Similarly, wealthy countries sometimes leverage short-term aid dollars to strongarm long-term concessions, and such "aided" countries then do worse in the long term. Does that mean the concept of aid is broken?
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
We should expect a disproportionately negative skew from corruption and abuse of the relevant processes, and we should predict that bad actors will attempt to asymmetrically corrupt the process of categorization as a way to hide their activities and avoid consequences.
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
(งಠ∩ಠ)ง
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You could multiply one side by phi^2 and add phi to the other side. If you then divide both sides by phi (i.e. take a slice of phi) and simplify slightly, you get:

Phi*(e^i)^0 = (2*pi)/(tau*phi) + 1

Granted, that changes the equation from 1=1 to the definition of phi, which is less funny.
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
New game plus
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you'd then started singing "Eye of the Tiddy" I probably would have been less pleased, caught between embarrassment and amusement
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If I had said that to you, and you'd said "Of course I remember you! But I'm terrible with names and I'm blanking on yours" I would have been chuffed regardless
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's no surprise that you lost control.

Working that kind of photo shoot is like herding cats.
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Shipwrex?
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That sounds like mild nitrogen deficiency to me. If you do debud and feed them some nitrogen, ramp up slowly - fertilize weakly weekly - to avoid nutrient burn. Pepper plants also like nitrate or urea as a nitrogen source more than ammonia according to the research I've seen.
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Right? You can't do anything if your SAN drops to zero
August 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
(3/3) This also doesn't justify threats or vitriol to the actress. She doesn't deserve any attention, and the advertisers don't deserve any sales.

And yet their stock price has gone up 20% in the past few days. That's an insane jump.
August 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
(2/3) But rewarding "edgy" advertisements with attention only begets more of the same, and more toes on the line means more accidental steps over it, and a blurrier picture of what normal or average is.

No one gets free press for toeing the line in the direction of too much kindness.
August 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
(1/4) I'd argue that the controversy was assuredly intentional, and that the extra free advertising (with deniability) was the point. Based on her past stunts, the actress knew and was in on the plan. I wouldn't be surprised if the initial hot takes were manufactured to start the fire.
August 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Congratulations on your squirming brood!

My headcanon is that those babies metaphorically represent your ideas, over 99.9% of which will be devoured by birds or other predators before reaching maturity.
June 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pope Ope I!
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So demure, so mindful
April 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In the end, these people donation-matched every dollar raised for the shelter by your supporters / Francie voters, but in a way that made them jerks instead of philanthropists.

Truly an epic self-own.
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I mean, it is the day after Easter
April 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm glad that you were able to address that problem!
March 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM