ohnoanotherputz
@ohnoanotherputz.bsky.social
A millennial nerd. he/him
If you have a loved one who is old and frail please explain to them the dangers of getting sued by Katy Perry.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If you have a loved one who is old and frail please explain to them the dangers of getting sued by Katy Perry.
Live your life in such a way that Quentin Tarantino talks shit about you on a podcast.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Live your life in such a way that Quentin Tarantino talks shit about you on a podcast.
Everyone I know is stressed out and depressed and good news, me too!
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Everyone I know is stressed out and depressed and good news, me too!
Jesus on his 30th birthday: Oh boy, gold frankincense and myrrh again... awesome...
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jesus on his 30th birthday: Oh boy, gold frankincense and myrrh again... awesome...
Look at how far society has fallen since Club Penguin closed down.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Look at how far society has fallen since Club Penguin closed down.
I want to be famous enough to get my own exclusive McDonald's meal and the meal is just 5 McChickens and a large Diet Coke.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I want to be famous enough to get my own exclusive McDonald's meal and the meal is just 5 McChickens and a large Diet Coke.
If the Mandalorian and Grogu succeeds as a movie then the follow up should have Pedro Pascal and Billy Dee Williams teaming up and it should be called Mando and Lando.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If the Mandalorian and Grogu succeeds as a movie then the follow up should have Pedro Pascal and Billy Dee Williams teaming up and it should be called Mando and Lando.
Gonna start saying "that's AI" to shit I see IRL.
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gonna start saying "that's AI" to shit I see IRL.
Thinking about going mad on an insane power trip. Might become a reddit mod.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Thinking about going mad on an insane power trip. Might become a reddit mod.
No Nut November is almost over then it's time for Don't Cum December and Just Abstain January then Forget Fapping February and Must Not Jork March...
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No Nut November is almost over then it's time for Don't Cum December and Just Abstain January then Forget Fapping February and Must Not Jork March...
JD Vance is like "everyone who likes going home and making love to your wife raise your hand.... LIARS, we all know no one likes making love to women, but we do it because we are American men and it's what American men have to do."
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
JD Vance is like "everyone who likes going home and making love to your wife raise your hand.... LIARS, we all know no one likes making love to women, but we do it because we are American men and it's what American men have to do."
The Rankin Bass Cinematic Universe is absolutely wild.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Rankin Bass Cinematic Universe is absolutely wild.
Shout out to the findom account that followed me. Sorry to disappoint you but I am poor.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shout out to the findom account that followed me. Sorry to disappoint you but I am poor.
I think we've all forgotten the true meaning of Black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think we've all forgotten the true meaning of Black Friday.
I need to make my own onlyfans so when scam accounts ask me to subscribe to theirs I can tell them to subscribe to mine first.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I need to make my own onlyfans so when scam accounts ask me to subscribe to theirs I can tell them to subscribe to mine first.
At the end of the Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow receives a PhD which means we must refer to him as Dr. Scarecrow.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At the end of the Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow receives a PhD which means we must refer to him as Dr. Scarecrow.
When Dollar Tree could no longer profit from selling anything for a dollar they should have done the honorable thing and gone out of business
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When Dollar Tree could no longer profit from selling anything for a dollar they should have done the honorable thing and gone out of business
Think of all the animals that go their entire lives without knowing they were famous on the internet.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Think of all the animals that go their entire lives without knowing they were famous on the internet.
Can we stop using the phrase "No one would call her pretty" in descriptions of characters in novels please?
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can we stop using the phrase "No one would call her pretty" in descriptions of characters in novels please?
I would like to buy my friend some stickers/pins/similiar things of nerd shit for my friend. Anyone have an etsy shop that isn't recycled temu garbage or ai slop? (or a shop not on etsy)
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I would like to buy my friend some stickers/pins/similiar things of nerd shit for my friend. Anyone have an etsy shop that isn't recycled temu garbage or ai slop? (or a shop not on etsy)
Is there any "Bubba" on Earth that WOULDN'T be funny for Trump to have blown?
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is there any "Bubba" on Earth that WOULDN'T be funny for Trump to have blown?
Some day there will be a president who unironically refers to the nation as "chat"
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Some day there will be a president who unironically refers to the nation as "chat"
It's so weird hearing Landslide being used to sell Lexuses. Lexi?
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's so weird hearing Landslide being used to sell Lexuses. Lexi?
The "piss tapes" era was really a simpler time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The "piss tapes" era was really a simpler time.
Soap should not smell like things I want to eat.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Soap should not smell like things I want to eat.