TheOldMan
ohno-its.bsky.social
TheOldMan
@ohno-its.bsky.social
The Old Man learning to develop stuff and trying (unsuccessfully) to rediscover his comfort zone.
One thing I've found is that you have to tell people that you're something (kind, happy, tough, etc) then you are most certainly not that thing.

It's so much more effective to have other people announce your qualities.
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would say about 1% more than whatever number you're currently thinking of, and even then it will be a conservative estimate. 💸
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just wait until they have the UFC event at the White House. I'd be willing to bet you would need to invent words to describe how dumb that event is.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would suggest getting someone on who is working on new technologies for making data centres more efficient. It's good having more access to AI, but if it's going to take up the entire clean water and electricity supply of local towns it may not be a good thing.
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know, I'm surprised he didn't go with Alphabet/Google, seeing as they rejigged their slogan a few years ago to suit Malphas perfectly.
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm a junior dev at work (despite my age) and I'm a bit hesitant to dive into using Copilot for work. I can see the advantages of it however I don't want to turn into a 'vibe coder' working on the company production code.
July 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Maybe it's a big brain move. Max and Christian to Mercedes 2025?? 😂
July 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Looking at the time of his tweets and what he's saying in them, I'm wondering if he's got Sundowners Syndrome or something related. My grandfather had it and he was a completely different person at night compared to during the day.
June 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You could always wait until he's away from his desk with the screen unlocked, set his Slack status to something like "Meet me at the cafe for free coffee!"

Worse comes to worse everyone leaves their desk to get some free coffee! 😆
June 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can understand hard racing, as in putting your car on the track and giving your opponent the choice (drive into me and crash, or back off and lose the place). That's fine.

Accelerating and taking someone out because you were told to drop a place? That's throwing a tantrum and deserves a ban.
June 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You can't light someone else's candle if your is burnt out.
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I have to agree, ABV is my 2nd fav driver as well and he's done amazingly well this year. Once LL starts scoring points it will make the year even better!
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm all over the place with what I listen to, from metal (Make Them Suffer, Fit For An Autopsy, Spiritworld) to game soundtracks (Doom, Borderlands, Red Alert/C&C) to 90's electronic (Prodigy, Orbital, Leftfield) to a random YT channel I stumbled upon (AimToHead).
April 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I heard that laptop stickers are the equivalent of prison tattoos for the Tech industry. Looking at your laptop I'd say you'd qualify as a 'lifer' 😆
April 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think it shows the power of clean air as he appeared to be the only one not struggling with tyres.
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My first thought looking at the weaponry is "just how insecure do you have to be to carry around an arsenal like that?"
March 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM