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oh, it's max
@ohitsmax.bsky.social
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potted plant no one has strong feelings about. | digitally mastered and ready for playback | he/him | ☭
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this reminds me of the flowchart @notgreatcob.bsky.social made for us all to follow
a flowchart. the top box says "should I post?" with one arrow leading to box 2 which says "Never post." an arrow leaving box 2 goes to box 3 which says "I kinda wanna post, tho" and this has one arrow leading back to box 2 "Never post"
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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ok this training video features rudimentary 3d animation and i am sort of here for it. this is hilarious. it's like if half-life was about OSHA standards
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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i love Mandatory Training Videos
screenshot from a training video titled Forklift Safety Lessons for the Safe Pedestrian. A woman with safety glasses and the phrase 'Everybody is a pedestrian' is superimposed at the bottom.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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is this the worst grouping of words ever
screenshot of a DirectLink promotional flyer. The text reads: Call Center as a Service (CCaaS) Directlink is a proud partner of Centurion CARES, an industry-leading CCaaS platform provider. Together, Directlink and CenturionCARES deliver a fully integrated, AI-powered agent experience for community financial institutions to streamline operations and improve service satisfaction
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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me if we actually had working printers at my printing job
A skeleton holding out two Canon Varioprint IX printers in their arms like guns. The skeleton is screaming out in what could be happiness or pain, who can say
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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be careful sharing your address online. someone might send you 12 pounds of strawberry candies. @clownbabyjen.bsky.social
jen @clownbabyjen.bsky.social holding two 6 pound bags of strawberry candies. she has a huge smile on her face because it's actually her favorite candy.
October 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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time for a few small beers
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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a standard wall clock. the phrase "it's always time for cinema" is photoshopped on the face of the clock
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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it’s been real, y’all
Text exchange between myself and a field technician. Me: “Just checking are you still coming in? I am about to leave, but Guru and Justina are here.” Him: “we’ll have to shoot you tomorrow”
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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the ladies of my Letterboxd top 4
still of Sheryl Lee in Fire Walk With Me (1992) still of Nell Campbell and Patricia Quinn in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1977) still of Jessica Harper in Suspiria (1977) still of the full cast of House (1977)
September 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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gamer moment
August 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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uueeeughh????
Card left behind by a Spectrum door to door salesman. It says “Call me today” and their name is Tim Allen
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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we lost power to the entire building at work. I got excited because I thought I’d get to go home.
screenshot of Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave. He is saying “that was the most consequential day of my life because now I know that I don't like my work”
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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just……. Why
A photo of our red Honda civic. The back window has been smashed in by someone who then stole some items.
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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dudes 2: hyperdudes
Page of a sketchbook full of tiny doodles. It would be hard to describe all the them but the vibe is wacky simple humans. Animals. Etc
July 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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we got a rat portrait by @deathsgarden.bsky.social and I almost cried
Hand drawn portrait of jen and me as rats. The left rat is femme with a flower crown and long dress. The right is masc with dark hair and a button down shirt. Their tails form a heart in the center
July 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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it’s time for lil dudes
Page of a sketchbook full of tiny doodles. It would be hard to describe all the them but the vibe is wacky simple humans. Animals. Etc
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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this picture of @clownbabyjen.bsky.social is killing me lmao
Photograph of my wife, Jen. It was taken with a wide angle so she looks strangely proportioned. She has red hair and red glasses and is holding a banana split the size of her head in her hands.
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I’m at an antiques mall and this photo is terrifying me
Framed black and white photograph of figure in a white cloak with a completely white face and black eyes no lips. They’re standing behind a table full of Halloween decorations, such as witches, pumpkins, moons, etc. the photo has an extremely cursed aura
July 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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oh, right, lemme just bust out my VR headset that i definitely have for this training module at my job. sure.
screenshot of my pc. the window is a training course for lockout/tagout procedures on slide 12 of 21. the text reads: INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE Let's apply what we have learned thus far by viewing an interactive experience. Option 1. If you have a virtual reality headset or mobile device, select "Launch on Device" and follow the instructions. Option 2. Otherwise select "launch experience" and follow the instructions.
July 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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i played a game called Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein and it rocks lol
screenshot from Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein. i have gotten first place with a score of 124500. the character is Rain Bilstein who is a blonde woman wielding a scythe. she is wearing a black dress in front of a blue flame-like background.
July 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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can I offer you some carrot cake in these trying times?
Home made carrot cake. A two layer cake with cream cheese frosting on a white plate. Behind it is a green wall with artwork. the most prominent is a drawing of Danny DeVito from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia offering an egg.
July 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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doing too much yard work today
A selfie of me. A man with glasses and full beard. wearing a floral pink, red and blue shirt in front of a yellow wall with a worried look on their face and disheveled hair. Sorry for the run-on sentence.
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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My son
A homemade cheesecake I made myself, It is perfect A slice of homemade cheesecake on a green plate. It looks delicious
June 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM