my sister on her knees because shes crawling to the stairs to the bathroom,looking at our dog: "why are you standing like that? are you trying to square up with me? if so, youd win because my arms hurt" as she flaps her arms 😭

yayaya

@savemylifeni.bsky.social butterfly mcflutter face

i have hiccups and its hurting my chest so bad help

i dont think me or ari are sleeping tonight help i just want to actually sleep during the night for once

my mom told me to quiet down when i was jamming out to the lorax songs now im sad

@savemylifeni.bsky.social what if we did a danceoff in pink and purple dresses at the club as if we are the chipettes

ari just asked me "why do i smell graham crackers?" then proceeded to look at me with a menacing look on her face as if smuggled some and she was about to jump me

MY RIGHT NOSTRIL IS TINGLING

my pants keep tightening around me as i move on aris bed

if youre not documenting yourself, its simple. you just dont exist (please get the reference)

i just found a peanut in aris bed (she knocked the bag of peanuts off her bed in her sleep 2 days ago)

new lingo just dropped. apparently i’m not mixed anymore. according to my sister @iilomilo.bsky.social, im white black. (here’s the context and no im not offended. i think its silly)

I wanna stare at someone across the street and disappear when a bus passes

what if…i just started barking