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FC Cincinnati delenda est. (unless playing Inter Miami)

⚽️ Columbus Crew #Crew96
⚽️ Detroit City FC #DetroitCityFC
⚽️ Hamarkameratene FC #HamKam
#GCGBAG No. 188
Who approved a parade permit for these goons? #Crew96
May 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is it Fleet Week already? In Columbus?
May 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Leaky pipe at the office? Nah, it's a peaceful water feature. So serene. Guess what I wished for?
May 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nothing to see here. Just a random peahen roaming a Columbus, Ohio residential neighborhood. Probably not a sign of the end times or anything. (Indian peafowl, Pavo cristatus)
May 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wait... is tuna not from the ocean and/or not a fish? No wonder cats are so weird.
February 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The chicken doesn't look happy. She looks worried. Do they update the truck to reflect current bird flu conditions?
February 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I would buy a #Crew96 version of this, preferably without the Haslam-enriching official logo nor any connection to Fanatics. Anybody know a local Columbus purveyor of such things?
February 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I do not understand how this is a comfortable sleeping position.
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Spoiler Alert: The species of the tree is not revealed in the article. More forestry clickbait from the Columbus Dispatch.
December 29, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The true meaning of Xmas is surviving until Boxing Day so you can gorge on footie.
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Well, this sucks, #Crew96. At least the Messi BS will be at arms length. Similarly sized Charlotte has an MLS club, along with USL1 & USL2 sides. PLUS two women's clubs. Too late for Columbus to diversify, soccer-wise?
December 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Awesome weather at Mussel Beach today.
December 9, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Forgot the alt text, sorry!
November 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Thanks to @empirepoduk.bsky.social , I was able to minimally impress my teenage children with my backstory knowledge of this exhibit at the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta. They still gave an obligatory eye roll, but there was like a _microsecond_ of respect.
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
At least there's a soccer pub for dad parking while my lovely children spend all my money on vintage clothing in Little Five Points ATL.
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Here's a cool mushroom I found today while walking the dog. Maybe genus Pleurotus, per iNaturalist. Could not figure out species, though. Did not eat.
November 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Never once thought my familial homeland of WV would be in play this election. Yet, thanks to this naked aggression against hillbilly espresso, here we are. Tickle yore innards, indeed. We would freebase this greasecutter if it was possible. #MountainDew
November 2, 2024 at 11:14 PM
CHERRIES!!! And to think I almost didn't watch. I would've missed the look of utter despair on the face of that Lord of the Rings looking dude from Man City. #AFCB #Bournemouth
November 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Is this Donald Trump or William Shatner wailing on the sax?
November 1, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Well, that sucked. Even more so in person. But I guess #Crew96 is just out of gas after a brutal season. Besides, why fight hard just to end up the ritual sacrifice for Messi et al. under the MLS Calvinball rules regime. Let evil Miami eat Cincy and LA Galaxy instead.
October 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Line to vote early for Franklin County, Ohio (Columbus). Same number of voting sites for our 1.3 million population as for the 12,000 souls in rural Vinton County. This all seems totally legit and above board.
October 29, 2024 at 6:46 PM
And Hamtramck is a fascinating mix of old and new
October 20, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Love me a Detroit City FC home match, though. Worth the drive. Can't beat the atmosphere at Keyworth.
October 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
@detroitcityfc.bsky.social bringing up Steinwascher to take the PK against the hapless Miami FC at 90+5 for the final 3-0 score. Real captive bolt stunning at the slaughterhouse vibes. #DetroitCityFC #DCFC
October 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Just found out that the French premier league is officially "Ligue 1 McDonalds" for sponsorship reasons and I am too distracted by this #CLE Guardians game to formulate a "Royale with Cheese" joke.
October 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM