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Oh, Hi Chicken! 🐣
@ohichicken.bsky.social
Future Wetland Restoration Ecologist!
💙Just A Silly Goose💙
💙Lvl 27 QC Tech w/AuDHD💙
🌈she/her🌈

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time. Be a toothbrush! 🪥”
~Jenna Marbles
Bebo
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sure is, read about it in my favourite 100% unbiased factual
newspaper, The Onion!
March 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Messaging me be like /blocked/
March 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
March 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I thought it would be funny to actually get a video/picture of them attacking me but the video was too long apparently
March 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Habby pirthday Honker!
March 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Figs & Mint
March 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There's 2 other chickens who will reluctantly let themselves get got, but you can't hold them for long. You have about 2 seconds of calm before they start flailing. But everyone else screams and runs, so I'm used to just going about my business.
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yoinked, in my mind, means to grab. I reached down and grabbed her :) slowly at first as I was initially doing it to shoo her away, but she just let herself get grabbed and I was so delighted! None of the other chickens in the coop LET you pick them up.
March 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
No resistance, no flailing, just 🙂
I helped her look out of window panes that were higher up on the window she hasn't looked out of before!
March 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Thanks :) it was a magical moment! I was cleaning the chicken house and she kept coming up to me and digging for food on the ground between my legs so I just reached down and yoinked her. I yoinked her 2 or 3 more times after that because she was too cute and I couldn't resist. 🥰🥰🥰
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Can I hire you to explain biodiversity lmao
March 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I didn't know a century was only 36 years 😉😊
March 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can't vouch for all the Victorian lake houses and coastal mansions since thats just Newport where all the rich people are. Though RI in its entirety IS smaller than some big cities and I'm always so surprised when I see where something in located bcuz it always feels like it's "just down the street"
March 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I really really love turkeys.
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Creativity within borders
February 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's pieces of perfection like this that makes me happy that Bluesky has a character limit and you have to condense your creativity instead of overexplaining and ruining it.
February 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me trying to light a joint at an Airbnb in Vermont
February 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Funded by Big Ankle Surgeons United
February 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reminds me of a comment I left recently that I still replay in my head all the time when I'm feeling down: "I'm tired of manipulative people telling me not to believe what I see with my own eyes and that I am overreacting to something they are underreacting to."
January 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM