Ralph Jones
@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social
It's journalism. It's comedy. It's cournalism?
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Probably more fun being had here: https://www.instagram.com/ohhiralphjones/
mrralphjones.co.uk
Probably more fun being had here: https://www.instagram.com/ohhiralphjones/
Happy birthday, old boy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy birthday, old boy.
Be careful out there!
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Be careful out there!
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
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It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
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October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
Sean Bean, ladies and gentlemen.
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sean Bean, ladies and gentlemen.
Got to play a cracking weirdo in this one!
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Got to play a cracking weirdo in this one!
New headshots have come back. I have to be honest: they’re absolutely fucking shit.
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
New headshots have come back. I have to be honest: they’re absolutely fucking shit.
Hm? No, no, I'm fine. Just...enjoying the world wide web.
August 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hm? No, no, I'm fine. Just...enjoying the world wide web.
Lol, me trying to write comedy in this crazy world, lol!
July 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Lol, me trying to write comedy in this crazy world, lol!
Had lunch in Soho with the intimidatingly bright @cosmicskeptic.bsky.social, aka the most popular atheist YouTuber in the world, for the latest issue of New Humanist. A real pleasure.
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Had lunch in Soho with the intimidatingly bright @cosmicskeptic.bsky.social, aka the most popular atheist YouTuber in the world, for the latest issue of New Humanist. A real pleasure.
A decade since my life changed forever, thanks to the arrival of a vast throne festooned with dildos.
May 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
A decade since my life changed forever, thanks to the arrival of a vast throne festooned with dildos.
What? That's what an audition is, Popbitch.
April 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What? That's what an audition is, Popbitch.
Oh hey guys. Great time to give me writing work of any kind. I love going to strange gatherings, especially quirky competitions. I've written for The New York Times, The New Yorker, The Guardian, and Vanity Fair, and profiled pleeenty of famous people. Here...is my website. www.mrralphjones.co.uk
April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh hey guys. Great time to give me writing work of any kind. I love going to strange gatherings, especially quirky competitions. I've written for The New York Times, The New Yorker, The Guardian, and Vanity Fair, and profiled pleeenty of famous people. Here...is my website. www.mrralphjones.co.uk
I WENT TO THE WINDOW CLEANING WORLD CUP.
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March 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I WENT TO THE WINDOW CLEANING WORLD CUP.
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Paul Chuckle liked it!
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March 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Paul Chuckle liked it!
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Wanna see us do our mind-bending, mind-milking show in the beating heart of the Big Smoke? April 4 and April 5, baby. Right here.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wanna see us do our mind-bending, mind-milking show in the beating heart of the Big Smoke? April 4 and April 5, baby. Right here.
I've just finished playing Captain Hook (heartstopping photo attached), which was a complete joy. In 2025 I'd love to do more performing. Cast me in your short films! Let me play Ian McKellen's great nephew! Consider me for Bond! This is the year I finally win an Oscar!
January 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I've just finished playing Captain Hook (heartstopping photo attached), which was a complete joy. In 2025 I'd love to do more performing. Cast me in your short films! Let me play Ian McKellen's great nephew! Consider me for Bond! This is the year I finally win an Oscar!
I'm playing Captain Hook at the moment, at Blenheim Palace's Christmas trail of all places. Having a great time, and I cannot stress this enough, farting around.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I'm playing Captain Hook at the moment, at Blenheim Palace's Christmas trail of all places. Having a great time, and I cannot stress this enough, farting around.