Kevin Simpson
ohheykevin.bsky.social
Kevin Simpson
@ohheykevin.bsky.social
Software engineering leader at Engine
Recovering bassoonist
Coding, board games, FPV drones, maker stuff
I think people forget that this is the same person who was very famously recorded saying some of the most despicable things imaginable on a live mic while on-set with Access Hollywood BEFORE he was elected to his first term and captured absolute authority and power over his party.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Honestly I can’t tell if the absurdity of it all isn’t an indicator that I’m serving my time in Purgatory.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am old enough to remember the Access Hollywood tape.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Truck Markerberg
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Would pay money to see the girls save the Honmoon and defeat Muttley
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We’re all experiencing misery; it’s the human condition.
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And you should.

Or listen to Jefferson Mays’s sublimely-performed audiobooks of the entire nine book run.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So polite. So respectful.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Best album of the 90s.
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh shit we birdin’?
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This was genuinely too stupid to believe. I was sure this was fake.
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Still upset that Weir completely missed the opportunity to name his book “Which Way, Martian Man?”
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ryan
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s great! Listening to Jefferson Mays calmly describe the horrifying enslavement of humanity by a hostile alien force is… somehow like slipping into a warm bath? How’s he do it?
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Literature.
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The shading on the barrels is tremendous.
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
TBF if the president offered me a watertight agreement to transfer to much better digs for the next 15 years of my retirement days and all I had to say was that I didn’t see him do anything wrong, I’d lie through my teeth if I had to.
August 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I once heard The West Wing
Called “liberal Veggie Tales” and the thought always makes me laugh.
August 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lautner’s was not great either. Who’s responsible for these wigs?!
August 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM