Living dangerously (taking my 4 year old to Costco on a weekend)
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Living dangerously (taking my 4 year old to Costco on a weekend)
Lady Gaga’s out here looking like the lost member of Die Antwoord in whatever music video/mastercard commercial this is.
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Lady Gaga’s out here looking like the lost member of Die Antwoord in whatever music video/mastercard commercial this is.
They were so busy thinking about whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think about whether or not they should. (This is about recasting Vanderpunp Rules)
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
They were so busy thinking about whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think about whether or not they should. (This is about recasting Vanderpunp Rules)
Reposted by Dancin Mike
KALYNA THE CUTTHROAT—my fantasy novel about dark magic and mutual aid—is out today from @erewhonbooks.bsky.social!
This was an exhausting and rewarding book to write, and I hope you enjoy it
www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566090...
This was an exhausting and rewarding book to write, and I hope you enjoy it
www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566090...
Kalyna the Cutthroat
The Daughters of Izdihar meets The Foxglove King: An ex-soothsayer and stranded scholar of curses upend a Utopian community that has no love for refugees.Rad...
www.kensingtonbooks.com
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
KALYNA THE CUTTHROAT—my fantasy novel about dark magic and mutual aid—is out today from @erewhonbooks.bsky.social!
This was an exhausting and rewarding book to write, and I hope you enjoy it
www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566090...
This was an exhausting and rewarding book to write, and I hope you enjoy it
www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566090...
What a night to bench Zach Ertz (are we doing fantasy football talk here?)
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM
What a night to bench Zach Ertz (are we doing fantasy football talk here?)
Chris Jericho’s equivalent in the Real Housewives universe is Bethenny Frankel, and yes, matching wrestlers to their Housewives/Bravo equals is something I think about often, thank you.
November 14, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Chris Jericho’s equivalent in the Real Housewives universe is Bethenny Frankel, and yes, matching wrestlers to their Housewives/Bravo equals is something I think about often, thank you.
I’ve been sleeping like a baby all week (waking up screaming every few hours).
November 8, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I’ve been sleeping like a baby all week (waking up screaming every few hours).
I know in my heart that if they could have spent time together, Marshawn Lynch and Elaine Stritch would be such good friends.
September 8, 2023 at 2:16 AM
I know in my heart that if they could have spent time together, Marshawn Lynch and Elaine Stritch would be such good friends.
Parenting is carefully building a foam block town at your 2 year old’s request, only for them to knock it over and run away screaming “you’re not in charge!” and then they come back to hug you but step on your balls.
September 4, 2023 at 10:56 AM
Parenting is carefully building a foam block town at your 2 year old’s request, only for them to knock it over and run away screaming “you’re not in charge!” and then they come back to hug you but step on your balls.
Is it possible to bake a cubic foot of focaccia? Have we tested the science on this yet?
August 13, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Is it possible to bake a cubic foot of focaccia? Have we tested the science on this yet?
On the one hand, I’m thrilled that there’s a new Ms. Rachel video for my kids to watch.
On the other hand, she has Blippi in this video, which means that this will be the only thing played in my house for at least 3 weeks.
On the other hand, she has Blippi in this video, which means that this will be the only thing played in my house for at least 3 weeks.
August 7, 2023 at 2:52 PM
On the one hand, I’m thrilled that there’s a new Ms. Rachel video for my kids to watch.
On the other hand, she has Blippi in this video, which means that this will be the only thing played in my house for at least 3 weeks.
On the other hand, she has Blippi in this video, which means that this will be the only thing played in my house for at least 3 weeks.
Me: Ozzy, are you just pouring juice into your mouth and then putting it back in the bottle?
Ozzy: Yes.
Me: You’re supposed to drink it.
Ozzy: Oh.
Ozzy: Yes.
Me: You’re supposed to drink it.
Ozzy: Oh.
August 6, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Me: Ozzy, are you just pouring juice into your mouth and then putting it back in the bottle?
Ozzy: Yes.
Me: You’re supposed to drink it.
Ozzy: Oh.
Ozzy: Yes.
Me: You’re supposed to drink it.
Ozzy: Oh.
This beer is a sin.
August 6, 2023 at 1:43 AM
This beer is a sin.
Yeah, I’ll be there in a bit. Just waiting for the trash train to cross the tracks (this is a real train blocking my way to the liquor store where I buy my little chocolate treats).
August 3, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Yeah, I’ll be there in a bit. Just waiting for the trash train to cross the tracks (this is a real train blocking my way to the liquor store where I buy my little chocolate treats).
Should this be the platform where I post my Real Housewives takes?
August 3, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Should this be the platform where I post my Real Housewives takes?
I don’t want a downtown with shopping and dining, I just want a
August 2, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I don’t want a downtown with shopping and dining, I just want a
“Why does my infant keep getting sick?” I wonder to myself as he crawls away to do his favorite activity, which is to try and put a shoe in his mouth.
July 30, 2023 at 9:40 AM
“Why does my infant keep getting sick?” I wonder to myself as he crawls away to do his favorite activity, which is to try and put a shoe in his mouth.
Imagining a world where everything’s the same expect we pronounced Geodude in Pokémon the same way we say geoduck.
July 30, 2023 at 8:55 AM
Imagining a world where everything’s the same expect we pronounced Geodude in Pokémon the same way we say geoduck.
My children are at the perfect ages where they both want to poke me in the eye, one unintentionally and one extremely intentionally.
July 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM
My children are at the perfect ages where they both want to poke me in the eye, one unintentionally and one extremely intentionally.