Mark S is NOT respecting the balance rn

Went to sidetrack and got a “get it girl” from a 50+ silver bear as I was dancing against the wall so I think I can die now?

Saw a guy get out of the drivers seat of his car while in the McDonald’s drive through and proceed to throw a snowball at his wife in the passenger seat before getting back in and pulling forward. I think that’s what love looks like in 2025.

Hi so fun fact I just learned: apparently your tear ducts are where tears go IN to your NOSE?? Not OUT?? Like this whole time I thought tears squeezed out of tear ducts like milk ducts?? But no??

"Peacocks and Peonies II"by John La Farge 1882, stained glass window. Smithsonian American Art Museum.
#Art

another landscape embroidery! inspired by my travels in the arctic circle — mountains in tromsø, norway ❄️

I got a heavy metal commemorative coin for winning a giveaway at work that I unknowingly entered by reporting a phishing email and it honestly made my month. I love heavy coins 🙂‍↕️

I think one thing companies haven’t considered is the rise of diy bidets you can install easily at home like Tushy which make it infinitely more unpleasant to go into an office and wipe your ass with 0.5 ply toilet paper.

What I’m doing: pooping at the office
What I want to be doing: pooping at home

This guy is VERY suspicious 👀