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31. chicago. avid watcher of the view. i love mariah carey and pokemon. married to @migtopia. 🏳️🌈
going to the office for the first time in a month and a half and i completely forget school is back in session. THE TRAFFIC!! THE TRAFFIC!!
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
going to the office for the first time in a month and a half and i completely forget school is back in session. THE TRAFFIC!! THE TRAFFIC!!
was sharing my screen in a TEAMS meeting and clicked end meeting in an attempt to stop sharing my screen
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
was sharing my screen in a TEAMS meeting and clicked end meeting in an attempt to stop sharing my screen
ive been out all day and just opened up blue sky for the first time in hours and ive realized that was a mistake
June 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ive been out all day and just opened up blue sky for the first time in hours and ive realized that was a mistake
im not a vegetarian anymore, but every time i cut a piece of raw chicken i feel myself yearning for the days where i ate soy chicken substitutes.
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
im not a vegetarian anymore, but every time i cut a piece of raw chicken i feel myself yearning for the days where i ate soy chicken substitutes.
LOOKING FOR THAT DANGEROUS TYPE I LIKE EM DANGEROUS
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
LOOKING FOR THAT DANGEROUS TYPE I LIKE EM DANGEROUS
“so, how do you relax?”
me:
me:
April 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“so, how do you relax?”
me:
me:
going into the office for the first time in almost two months and i feel NOTHING through my physical form on this brown line train, but i think i that’s because left my soul back at home buried under a mountain of warm covers.
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
going into the office for the first time in almost two months and i feel NOTHING through my physical form on this brown line train, but i think i that’s because left my soul back at home buried under a mountain of warm covers.
spent an hour in bed debating about whether i wanted to spend money on ubereats and ultimately decided to save money and make myself breakfast instead. IT WAS A DIFFICULT DECISION.
April 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
spent an hour in bed debating about whether i wanted to spend money on ubereats and ultimately decided to save money and make myself breakfast instead. IT WAS A DIFFICULT DECISION.
the sassy, lovable leaf dinosaur
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the sassy, lovable leaf dinosaur
DONT OPEN UP REDDIT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN REDDIT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
April 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
DONT OPEN UP REDDIT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN REDDIT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
it’s april 1st which means im bringing this evergreen mariah carey tweet to the timeline
April 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
it’s april 1st which means im bringing this evergreen mariah carey tweet to the timeline
sometimes when im feeling feisty and i get a crunchwrap and sub the beef for potatoes and add chipotle sauce, and TB almost always forgets the chipotle sauce!!!!
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sometimes when im feeling feisty and i get a crunchwrap and sub the beef for potatoes and add chipotle sauce, and TB almost always forgets the chipotle sauce!!!!
Hilary Duff will return as both Lizzie McGuire/Isabella Parigi in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hilary Duff will return as both Lizzie McGuire/Isabella Parigi in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Repost with some wisdom in your recently saved images
March 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Repost with some wisdom in your recently saved images
listen im not a photographer but my husband and i stayed up to watch the lunar eclipse!!
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
listen im not a photographer but my husband and i stayed up to watch the lunar eclipse!!
today begins my company’s yearly three day retreat at work where i have to be in some hotel ballroom for 3 days in a row!!! i wfh 99 percent of the time, but this is about to be an exhausting week.
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
today begins my company’s yearly three day retreat at work where i have to be in some hotel ballroom for 3 days in a row!!! i wfh 99 percent of the time, but this is about to be an exhausting week.
Not my home but I know my way around.
March 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not my home but I know my way around.
out and about on an early saturday morning, and already looking forward to getting home later this afternoon and taking a fat ass nap.
March 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
out and about on an early saturday morning, and already looking forward to getting home later this afternoon and taking a fat ass nap.
evergreen skeet.
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
evergreen skeet.
Show me two people with an insane beef
February 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Show me two people with an insane beef
TEMU SHREK AND FIONA GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
TEMU SHREK AND FIONA GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
just had a 6 meeting day and answered like 3 emails because I had zero time in between meetings and im seeing stars and just need to lay the hell down!!
February 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
just had a 6 meeting day and answered like 3 emails because I had zero time in between meetings and im seeing stars and just need to lay the hell down!!