Proof that you don’t have to choose being a hoe or a housewife…get you a girl who can be both
I belong to the streets but if you get me home you better talk nice to me
I belong to the streets but if you get me home you better talk nice to me
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Proof that you don’t have to choose being a hoe or a housewife…get you a girl who can be both
I belong to the streets but if you get me home you better talk nice to me
I belong to the streets but if you get me home you better talk nice to me
Sorry about that. I went to throw a fit and wasn’t watching
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sorry about that. I went to throw a fit and wasn’t watching
This is mostly for @mostlymartha.bsky.social, but these were the two looks for the wedding (neeeed to find more fashion people here)
Most everything is by women designers and the wedding look may be my favorite of all time
Most everything is by women designers and the wedding look may be my favorite of all time
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is mostly for @mostlymartha.bsky.social, but these were the two looks for the wedding (neeeed to find more fashion people here)
Most everything is by women designers and the wedding look may be my favorite of all time
Most everything is by women designers and the wedding look may be my favorite of all time
I tried and this happened
September 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I tried and this happened
Anyone else have this feature for Uber?
September 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Anyone else have this feature for Uber?
The article has been pulled but…
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The article has been pulled but…
Two things got baked in my house today
June 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Two things got baked in my house today
Anyway, look at how pretty I looked in my birthday photos (mostly posting because @mostlymartha.bsky.social hasn’t seen them)
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Anyway, look at how pretty I looked in my birthday photos (mostly posting because @mostlymartha.bsky.social hasn’t seen them)
Welcome to my particular conspiracy theory
March 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Welcome to my particular conspiracy theory
This is why I told people to start their claims before the election
February 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This is why I told people to start their claims before the election
I mean, a week ago today I was crying on my living room floor due to pain and today I was able to casually walk without feeling like I was running out of air…amazing
January 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I mean, a week ago today I was crying on my living room floor due to pain and today I was able to casually walk without feeling like I was running out of air…amazing
BYOB (be your own [disco] ball)
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BYOB (be your own [disco] ball)
The view from Oakland
May 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
The view from Oakland
Here is the track listing
March 9, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Here is the track listing
I’ve wanted this album for at least 15 years. I won’t be the only hoe down in this house!
March 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I’ve wanted this album for at least 15 years. I won’t be the only hoe down in this house!
And y’all’s fave has the most nonconsensual number in the whole piece
December 31, 2023 at 12:59 AM
And y’all’s fave has the most nonconsensual number in the whole piece
This may be the best thing I’ll Google this week
June 13, 2023 at 7:39 PM
This may be the best thing I’ll Google this week