Yes. Yes, you do. More squirrel content might help.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yes. Yes, you do. More squirrel content might help.
Finally we might learn that the bomb was a theatrical prop, with a 60 minute kitchen timer that wasn’t even set.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Finally we might learn that the bomb was a theatrical prop, with a 60 minute kitchen timer that wasn’t even set.
Wisht I was there.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wisht I was there.
Not one swinging dick in the press corps has ever put his job on the line and said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?”. Such a person would have awards named after him or her and testimonial dinners would be held in their honor for generations to come.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not one swinging dick in the press corps has ever put his job on the line and said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?”. Such a person would have awards named after him or her and testimonial dinners would be held in their honor for generations to come.
I predict a gilded and walled enclave some miles from Moskau that will house all the major and minor characters of this kakistocracy. McDonald’s wherever you look.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I predict a gilded and walled enclave some miles from Moskau that will house all the major and minor characters of this kakistocracy. McDonald’s wherever you look.
Makes me think of a U-boat machine-gunning survivors of a sinking ship. Only now we’re the Kriegsmarine.
Kapitänleutnants Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and Oskar Kusch (and certain of their officers) were executed for this crime.
Kapitänleutnants Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and Oskar Kusch (and certain of their officers) were executed for this crime.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Makes me think of a U-boat machine-gunning survivors of a sinking ship. Only now we’re the Kriegsmarine.
Kapitänleutnants Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and Oskar Kusch (and certain of their officers) were executed for this crime.
Kapitänleutnants Heinz-Wilhelm Eck and Oskar Kusch (and certain of their officers) were executed for this crime.
74 here…fuck, yes!
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
74 here…fuck, yes!
You’d sing a different tune if everyone looked at your throat and thought, “I’d hit that.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You’d sing a different tune if everyone looked at your throat and thought, “I’d hit that.”
Turtlenecks will be next. The ThroatTwat buzz on TV is really bugging him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Turtlenecks will be next. The ThroatTwat buzz on TV is really bugging him.
It’s only because he thinks Mamdani is MBS. He couldn’t tell them apart to save his miserable, ugly life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It’s only because he thinks Mamdani is MBS. He couldn’t tell them apart to save his miserable, ugly life.
25th with what cabinet and what Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
25th with what cabinet and what Congress?
Making you Bluesky Lite. I’m in.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Making you Bluesky Lite. I’m in.
Was sure that was the NYT pitchbot.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Was sure that was the NYT pitchbot.
Piggy does not appear in Mein Kampf or the Protocols of the Elders of Zion…how would Scheißkopf even know about him?
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Piggy does not appear in Mein Kampf or the Protocols of the Elders of Zion…how would Scheißkopf even know about him?
You get that in Day One of basic training. One of the very first things they teach you.
Too bad more of us haven’t served.
Too bad more of us haven’t served.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You get that in Day One of basic training. One of the very first things they teach you.
Too bad more of us haven’t served.
Too bad more of us haven’t served.
I’d be happy if they just had to pass the elephant-rhino-camel test.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’d be happy if they just had to pass the elephant-rhino-camel test.
Always were, always will be, world without end amen.
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Always were, always will be, world without end amen.
“Low IQ“ invariably means “Black.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Low IQ“ invariably means “Black.”
The leaks will begin almost immediately. This is too hot to sit on.
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The leaks will begin almost immediately. This is too hot to sit on.
Cool that for the price of keeping one poor Marine standing outside the door, you can pretend Old Twatthroat is inside and hard at work.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cool that for the price of keeping one poor Marine standing outside the door, you can pretend Old Twatthroat is inside and hard at work.
We also have the patience of a snake. Excellent snipers.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We also have the patience of a snake. Excellent snipers.