Eileen Mary O’Connell
@ohconnell.bsky.social
Beanie Baby mogul. Content creator. Lil scamp.
Calling Superman an immigrant would be like calling Batman an orphan
July 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Calling Superman an immigrant would be like calling Batman an orphan
When you stop and think about it, Gladiator and The Lizzie McGuire movie exist in the same universe.
May 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When you stop and think about it, Gladiator and The Lizzie McGuire movie exist in the same universe.
If I send you this, it means I need you to trust me one last time.
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If I send you this, it means I need you to trust me one last time.
Wow, between Beans and Cool Js, we sure have a lot of wonderful L.L.s in our lives.
March 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Wow, between Beans and Cool Js, we sure have a lot of wonderful L.L.s in our lives.
My ancestors survived a potato famine & I took a shower and then got back in my pajamas.
March 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My ancestors survived a potato famine & I took a shower and then got back in my pajamas.
Welcome to LA, where there’s no parking and there’s a different Emmy’s ceremony every 2 weeks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Welcome to LA, where there’s no parking and there’s a different Emmy’s ceremony every 2 weeks.
He’d never charge you for baggage.
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He’d never charge you for baggage.
But when is this Waffle House going to feel like a Waffle Home?
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
But when is this Waffle House going to feel like a Waffle Home?
Wanna feel old? This is the Nirvana baby today.
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wanna feel old? This is the Nirvana baby today.
It's my birthday, but that doesn't mean I'm the only one who has to celebrate it! Everyone sing Diet Coke carols and decorate your Space Jam tree!
March 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's my birthday, but that doesn't mean I'm the only one who has to celebrate it! Everyone sing Diet Coke carols and decorate your Space Jam tree!
It’s my birthday and to celebrate, I have stolen an hour of everyone’s sleep for my own devious purposes
March 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s my birthday and to celebrate, I have stolen an hour of everyone’s sleep for my own devious purposes
FRIEND: Can I be mean for a second?
ME:
ME:
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
FRIEND: Can I be mean for a second?
ME:
ME:
A lot of people think Michael B. Jordan was named after Michael Jordan but he was actually named after Susan B. Anthony
March 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A lot of people think Michael B. Jordan was named after Michael Jordan but he was actually named after Susan B. Anthony
As an independent woman, it was really important to me that my dog keeps my maiden name.
March 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As an independent woman, it was really important to me that my dog keeps my maiden name.
Legend has it, Adrien Brody is still making his speech to this day.
March 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Legend has it, Adrien Brody is still making his speech to this day.
That earthquake was Ariana finally dropping character
March 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
That earthquake was Ariana finally dropping character
I write a lot of fan fiction where I’m fine.
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I write a lot of fan fiction where I’m fine.
Who wore it better?
March 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Who wore it better?
WEST SIDE STORY IF EVERYONE JUST LISTENED TO ANITA:
-no one dies
-maria forgets that boy and finds another
-my own washing machine
-no one dies
-maria forgets that boy and finds another
-my own washing machine
March 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WEST SIDE STORY IF EVERYONE JUST LISTENED TO ANITA:
-no one dies
-maria forgets that boy and finds another
-my own washing machine
-no one dies
-maria forgets that boy and finds another
-my own washing machine
How it feels using email when Slack is down
February 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How it feels using email when Slack is down
Your outie had the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Your outie had the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
Me analyzing the seating chart during these SNL 50 crowd bits
February 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me analyzing the seating chart during these SNL 50 crowd bits
SSRIs saved my life, so I guess RFK JR sees my life as a Central Park bear. SEND HONEY AND FISH.
February 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
SSRIs saved my life, so I guess RFK JR sees my life as a Central Park bear. SEND HONEY AND FISH.
I wish I were as brave as the women who ask strangers if they have any lotion
February 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I wish I were as brave as the women who ask strangers if they have any lotion