kaylen / arboreal plaza
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gay wife. creative director. word choreographer. hobby hoarder. my one goal in life is to communicate to every pet i meet that i am their friend. 🌈
what does she mean, “jeans are pasta”…
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what does she mean, “jeans are pasta”…
four score years and twenty years ago, i want to be sedated.
June 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
four score years and twenty years ago, i want to be sedated.
you know that song that’s like “we don’t care about the old folks, f&$*k all the old folks, f&$*k all the young kids too” but it’s like… real mellow and chill…?
June 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
you know that song that’s like “we don’t care about the old folks, f&$*k all the old folks, f&$*k all the young kids too” but it’s like… real mellow and chill…?
hey! you keep Jonathan Bonjourno Jovial’s name out of your mouth.
June 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
hey! you keep Jonathan Bonjourno Jovial’s name out of your mouth.
i think this is a perfect time to pitch my new CONCLAVE DUTY movie idea. basically a revamp of Jury Duty starring Pauly Shore. it should also star Pauly Shore.
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i think this is a perfect time to pitch my new CONCLAVE DUTY movie idea. basically a revamp of Jury Duty starring Pauly Shore. it should also star Pauly Shore.
proposition: alphabits cereal spin off all Us and Ws called “UWUups all UWU”.
April 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
proposition: alphabits cereal spin off all Us and Ws called “UWUups all UWU”.
easter sunday on 4/20 🙃 hosanna in the highest amiright
April 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
easter sunday on 4/20 🙃 hosanna in the highest amiright
like they say in lord of the rings. “potatoes. eat them raw.” 🥔
April 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
like they say in lord of the rings. “potatoes. eat them raw.” 🥔
do you think this is related to the zoo thing, like are they retaliating against getting sent gay penguins? is mcdonald not sending their best.
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
do you think this is related to the zoo thing, like are they retaliating against getting sent gay penguins? is mcdonald not sending their best.
actually make the pikachu face in real life.
she's a 10, but has the kind of autism where if she doesn't at least have a rough idea about what the next week looks like by wednesday the week before, she silently freaks out but says everything is fine
March 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
actually make the pikachu face in real life.
horton can you hear meee … (streisand)
March 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
horton can you hear meee … (streisand)
she’s just like me fr.
February 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
she’s just like me fr.
wow costar. get out of my head.
February 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
wow costar. get out of my head.
our studio has 182 and bmix as its base 🔺5/6 white clays — just grabbed a bag of what i used to hand build with, laguna mc65 and already it’s so much better. i pushed these 1lb tests around a LOT.
February 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
our studio has 182 and bmix as its base 🔺5/6 white clays — just grabbed a bag of what i used to hand build with, laguna mc65 and already it’s so much better. i pushed these 1lb tests around a LOT.
girl boss (wahh-ahhh) fighter of the boy boss … (wahhh-ahhh) champion of the job.
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
girl boss (wahh-ahhh) fighter of the boy boss … (wahhh-ahhh) champion of the job.
monster clock: one way of referring to Big Ben that british ppl do not actually appreciate. fun fact.
February 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
monster clock: one way of referring to Big Ben that british ppl do not actually appreciate. fun fact.
The Gay AgendaTM sunday edition
(actually, i meant to grab my water bottle but looks like i’m that lady w a latte, hogging the ‘good girl bad girl’ machine).
(actually, i meant to grab my water bottle but looks like i’m that lady w a latte, hogging the ‘good girl bad girl’ machine).
February 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Gay AgendaTM sunday edition
(actually, i meant to grab my water bottle but looks like i’m that lady w a latte, hogging the ‘good girl bad girl’ machine).
(actually, i meant to grab my water bottle but looks like i’m that lady w a latte, hogging the ‘good girl bad girl’ machine).
potion bottle trimming and like. adding a snek. because. 🐍
February 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
potion bottle trimming and like. adding a snek. because. 🐍
POV: you’re admiring a bottle w a fellow sapphic potter friend and realize why y’all like it so much.
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
POV: you’re admiring a bottle w a fellow sapphic potter friend and realize why y’all like it so much.
i’ve gone two weeks without making an amazon purchase and switched to just going to stores and ✨costco✨ but wow. my brain right now. screaming for new thingys dopamine.
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i’ve gone two weeks without making an amazon purchase and switched to just going to stores and ✨costco✨ but wow. my brain right now. screaming for new thingys dopamine.
nothing worse than having your partner catch you in that particular audhd mode of “i am too exhausted to be doing this but if i do it kind of wrong and shitty i can get it done”.
February 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
nothing worse than having your partner catch you in that particular audhd mode of “i am too exhausted to be doing this but if i do it kind of wrong and shitty i can get it done”.
was thinking of throwing some more fantasy bottles from video games but then i was inspired by just how beautiful this roasted sesame oil bottle is. 🥹
February 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
was thinking of throwing some more fantasy bottles from video games but then i was inspired by just how beautiful this roasted sesame oil bottle is. 🥹
well that’s timely.
February 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
well that’s timely.
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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wrapping up a blah week with throwing some black porcelain potion bottles 🔮
February 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
wrapping up a blah week with throwing some black porcelain potion bottles 🔮