Bruce 🇨🇦
@ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social
157% pure pseudo-intellectual. Music and synth nerd. Snark, sarcasm, vulgarity. Grumpy but too tired to act out on it.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
The plus: in an incredible intersection of my nerd interests, two albums I cherish are being marketed as jigsaw puzzles! A must-buy, right?
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The plus: in an incredible intersection of my nerd interests, two albums I cherish are being marketed as jigsaw puzzles! A must-buy, right?
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The minus: the albums in question are Orbital’s “green” and “brown” albums, the design of which make for emphatically hostile puzzles.
The Venga bus is coming
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The Venga bus is coming
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
And everybody’s jumping
New York to San Francisco
An inter-city disco…
“We… so tired of all the darkness in our lives…”
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“We… so tired of all the darkness in our lives…”
Things I am strongly tempted to buy even though I have no place or purpose for them, vol 32,663
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Things I am strongly tempted to buy even though I have no place or purpose for them, vol 32,663
Jigsaw puzzles are the only thing that can get my ADHD hyperfocus engaged nowadays. They keep me from endlessly sad-scrolling on my phone. I’m starting to grasp just how harmful that has become, yet it’s so hard to pull myself away. Puzzles free me for a few hours, and they’re cheaper than drugs.*
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Jigsaw puzzles are the only thing that can get my ADHD hyperfocus engaged nowadays. They keep me from endlessly sad-scrolling on my phone. I’m starting to grasp just how harmful that has become, yet it’s so hard to pull myself away. Puzzles free me for a few hours, and they’re cheaper than drugs.*
My first CD: Inter*face by Klaus Schulze. I got it before I had a CD player, for reasons which I can’t explain in under 300 characters.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My first CD: Inter*face by Klaus Schulze. I got it before I had a CD player, for reasons which I can’t explain in under 300 characters.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
It got stolen when my apartment was burgled in the 90s, but I’ve since replaced it.
I try to smile, but the resulting photo looks like I’m planning a killing spree. But I guess this is a metaphor for my entire life.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I try to smile, but the resulting photo looks like I’m planning a killing spree. But I guess this is a metaphor for my entire life.
The agony of having to use a keyboard with a horrible font and wincing every time you look down because it’s just so damn ugly.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The agony of having to use a keyboard with a horrible font and wincing every time you look down because it’s just so damn ugly.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.
Unsolicited Schick pic
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Unsolicited Schick pic
I’m at a roadside Tim Hortons and they’re SOLD OUT OF DONUTS. Who allowed this to happen? We used to be a proper country.
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m at a roadside Tim Hortons and they’re SOLD OUT OF DONUTS. Who allowed this to happen? We used to be a proper country.
Gotta make the most of unseasonably warm days before the long dreary grey and cold months arrive.
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gotta make the most of unseasonably warm days before the long dreary grey and cold months arrive.
“When life has you feeling stressed, just turn that word around and now you have… desserts!”
Or sweets from the import candy store. Whatever brings you relief.
Or sweets from the import candy store. Whatever brings you relief.
September 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“When life has you feeling stressed, just turn that word around and now you have… desserts!”
Or sweets from the import candy store. Whatever brings you relief.
Or sweets from the import candy store. Whatever brings you relief.
Hello from my lunch break.
September 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hello from my lunch break.
I’ve never cared much for souvenirs or collecting banknotes before, but it turns out I’m a sucker for the €0 pseudo banknotes offered at tourist attractions in Europe. I don’t know why, but these just delight me. Especially the denomination, which makes it absolutely clear these are worthless.
September 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve never cared much for souvenirs or collecting banknotes before, but it turns out I’m a sucker for the €0 pseudo banknotes offered at tourist attractions in Europe. I don’t know why, but these just delight me. Especially the denomination, which makes it absolutely clear these are worthless.
Was thinking about making this, but not surprisingly, someone else already has.
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was thinking about making this, but not surprisingly, someone else already has.
Machine translation has come a long way in the past 30 years, but I suspect something is a bit off with this one… :)
September 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Machine translation has come a long way in the past 30 years, but I suspect something is a bit off with this one… :)
Clearance section
August 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Clearance section
That moment you realize the happy lime on your soap container is chilling and laughing next to the severed remains of another lime.
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That moment you realize the happy lime on your soap container is chilling and laughing next to the severed remains of another lime.
Cool and rainy. Fall has arrived, regardless of what the calendar says.
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Cool and rainy. Fall has arrived, regardless of what the calendar says.
London New York Paris Munich!
August 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
London New York Paris Munich!
Brazil rejects rigid colonialist Snickers values.
August 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Brazil rejects rigid colonialist Snickers values.