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Artair Geal
@ohbear.wtf
Organic. Carbon-based. Ursine. Possibly minty.

🏴‍☠️ WordPress: https://thebears.blog
🐘 Mastodon: https://thebears.blog/mastodon (@artair@ohbear.wtf)

I'm mostly on Mastodon.
And here's the playlist!
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Time for #Apple #Music's annual review of my weird, eclectic listening habits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Watched #RiffTrax Flight to Hell on Saturday. Did you know my favorite movies are Alien and John Carpenter's The Thing? So each time FtH ripped off a line from Aliens, The Thing, or a related film, a little bit of me died inside.

Example: does this screen seem a little similar to one in FtH?
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Welcome to the fleet, Normandy. #NMS Beachhead Expedition (Redux) complete!

#NoMansSky #MassEffect #N7Day #Gaming
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The rewards for the latest #NMS expedition, Breach, included a whole lot of new Atlas-themed corvette parts. So I ripped apart my ship's exterior and rebuilt it with those parts. The Blackbear now looks much leaner and meaner!

#NoMansSky #Gaming #PS5 #PlayStation
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy #Halloween! This year's jack-o'-lantern is a tribute to the Atlas in honor of the No Man's Sky "Breach" expedition. Would work better with a redder light, though!

nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/The_Atlas

blog.playstation.com/2025/10/22/n...
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Yeah, they're kinda adorable. ❤️

Our security camera caught this moment during the summer months.
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
All right, who cast Wall of Fog on my neighborhood?
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm trying my "Valhalla Blend" home-brewed absinthe after two months of steeping. I cut this glass 50/50 with water and sweetened it with simple syrup.

The flavor is interesting, but I have to sip this stuff very slowly. The base is pure moonshine -- literally.
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Current mood.
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Went to the #Oregon Renaissance Faire with @Augie yesterday. We had a grand time! I drank apple mead, bought an absinthe kit (more on that later), and met an iguana in chainmail. Fun times!
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
June 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Adobe, honey, we need to talk about your obsession with pushing #AI at people for stupid reasons. Yes, dear. It's a long PDF. It's filled with big words! May I read them in peace, please?
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Artificial intelligence for a genuinely-stupid memoir.
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I only drink at the classiest joints.
#Vault31
April 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I applied to an #AI tutor job out of desperation since I need luxuries like food and shelter. During the assessment, my subconscious said “check that company name again, pal."

It's #xAI, Elon Musk's ugly puppy.

I deleted my responses and told the recruiter to remove me from consideration.
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Okay, this is baffling. I can only assume it's some kind of #AI bullshit. I was listening to a synthwave playlist and wanted to add a song to my library. Every time I search on this upbeat, instrumental-only song, #AppleMusic asks if I need suicide prevention resources. WTF?
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh, nice. Someone at the #DoD stalked my #LinkedIn profile. That's wholesome and not at all unnerving.
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
calling all trekkies!!

show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
January 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We will endure -- together. ❤️
January 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 AM