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Artair Geal
@ohbear.wtf
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Organic. Carbon-based. Ursine. Possibly minty.

🏴‍☠️ WordPress: https://thebears.blog
🐘 Mastodon: https://thebears.blog/mastodon (@artair@ohbear.wtf)

I'm mostly on Mastodon.
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ohbear.wtf
And here's the playlist!
Replay Top Songs 2025 1 The Band CAMINO Baggy Jeans 6 The Band CAMINO Infinity 2 The Band CAMINO Limbo 7 Billie Eilish BIRDS OF A FEATHER 3 Destryur & Faith In ... Morbid 8 Beastie Boys Ch-Check It Out 4 No Doubt Hella Good 9 Beastie Boys Body Movin' 5 Our Last Night BIRDS OF A FEATHER 10 • Destryur Death by Video NOD 𣊭c ROC NODOL Music DRES
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ohbear.wtf
Time for #Apple #Music's annual review of my weird, eclectic listening habits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
ohbear.wtf
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Talyn from Farscape. The Master's TARDIS circa the 1980s. The USS Discovery, mid-jump. The Blackbear, my custom corvette in No Man's Sky.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Watched #RiffTrax Flight to Hell on Saturday. Did you know my favorite movies are Alien and John Carpenter's The Thing? So each time FtH ripped off a line from Aliens, The Thing, or a related film, a little bit of me died inside.

Example: does this screen seem a little similar to one in FtH?
A computer screen from John Carpenter's The Thing. "Probability that one or more team members may be infected by intruder organism: -75%." "(blue cell) > Cell >Dog (red cell) > Cell > Intruder" "(single blue cell)" "Projection: if intruder organism reaches civilized areas... entire world population infected 27,000 hours from first contact."
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ohbear.wtf
Welcome to the fleet, Normandy. #NMS Beachhead Expedition (Redux) complete!

#NoMansSky #MassEffect #N7Day #Gaming
The Normandy entering the No Man's Sky universe. A statistical breakdown of the Normandy's specifications. "Excavator Bear_Gone_Wild Quicksilver #214,548,942 0 43,579 3495 Mass Accelerator Cannon +6 Combat Deep Scout Prototype +15 Combat Long-Range FTL Capacity -3% Expedition Duration NORMANDY SRI Internal Emission Sink Silent Running Capability En Tantalus Drive +15 Exploration ] PREVIOUS NEXT SSV Normandy SR1 Stealth Reconnaissance Frigate * DEEP SCOUT PROTOTYPE CLASS * Combat • Exploration Industrial # Trade Expeditions Times Damaged Command Design Notes Notes Fuel Requirements 3 tonnes / 250 LY PROGRESS TO NEXT RANK 540 Successful Encounters 30 22 7 7 32 1 Under VI control Sleek arcs Needs aquarium 6% DISMISS Remove frigate from fleet RETURN"
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ohbear.wtf
The rewards for the latest #NMS expedition, Breach, included a whole lot of new Atlas-themed corvette parts. So I ripped apart my ship's exterior and rebuilt it with those parts. The Blackbear now looks much leaner and meaner!

#NoMansSky #Gaming #PS5 #PlayStation
The Blackbear’s old design. A large, black corvette rests in a field of red grass with my character standing in front of it, clad in stone armor. The Blackbear’s new design, including two recently-added jet trails. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects. The Blackbear’s new design, minus two additional thruster trails I added later. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Happy #Halloween! This year's jack-o'-lantern is a tribute to the Atlas in honor of the No Man's Sky "Breach" expedition. Would work better with a redder light, though!

nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/The_Atlas

blog.playstation.com/2025/10/22/n...
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ohbear.wtf
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Delirium of the Endless and Barnabas.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Yeah, they're kinda adorable. ❤️

Our security camera caught this moment during the summer months.
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ohbear.wtf
All right, who cast Wall of Fog on my neighborhood?
A foggy view of my neighborhood.
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I'm trying my "Valhalla Blend" home-brewed absinthe after two months of steeping. I cut this glass 50/50 with water and sweetened it with simple syrup.

The flavor is interesting, but I have to sip this stuff very slowly. The base is pure moonshine -- literally.
A glass of orange-colored absinthe on a dark wooden side table.
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Current mood.
An ice cream-filled fish pastry with the mouth bitten out of it. The fish looks like it's screaming.
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ohbear.wtf
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
Flash Gordon, Dr. Zarkov, Prince Thun, and Dale Arden from The New Adventures of Flash Gordon (1979).
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Went to the #Oregon Renaissance Faire with @Augie yesterday. We had a grand time! I drank apple mead, bought an absinthe kit (more on that later), and met an iguana in chainmail. Fun times!
A pizza stall and a stall for "The Eggroll People" at the Oregon Renfaire food court. A sachet of herbs with a business card attached. Le Loup Garau Alchemi THE TRUE HOME OF MAKE-YOUR-OWN ABSINTHE SIMON & AMY HUNTLEY FORTHEABSINTHEMINDED@GMAIL.COM WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY www.LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY.COM INSTAGRAM: LE_LOUP_GAROU_ALCHEMY Tik Tok: @LLG_ALCHEMY 316-648-4262 Augie standing in the crowd at the Oregon Renfaire. An iguana in a little chainmail vest.
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ohbear.wtf
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
From today's CNN front page: "Trump 'very disappointed' in Musk after bill criticisms." The next article after that has a headline which reads "President suggests Musk has 'Trump derangement syndrome.'"
June 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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#Adobe, honey, we need to talk about your obsession with pushing #AI at people for stupid reasons. Yes, dear. It's a long PDF. It's filled with big words! May I read them in peace, please?
“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.”
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Artificial intelligence for a genuinely-stupid memoir.
First Lady Melania Trump unveils Al-narrated audiobook version of her memoir From CNN's Donald Judd First Lady Melania Trump announced the release of an Al-narrated version of her memoir Thursday, saying on X that it is "narrated entirely using artificial intelligence in my own voice." Dubbing it a "NEW ERA," Trump added: "Let the future of publishing begin." Trump released her memoir in October 2024, writing ahead of its release that writing it "has been a deeply and reflective journey for me." The Al-generated audio book is now available for purchase. "Melania: The Audiobook is narrated using artificial intelligence audio technology," a statementposted to the first lady's personal website says. "The narrator is an Al-generated replica of Melania Trump's voice, created under Mrs. Trump's direction and supervision."
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ohbear.wtf
I only drink at the classiest joints.
#Vault31
A rubber chicken on a bar top. The sign beside it reads "squeeze cock for service."
April 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ohbear.wtf
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
Karl Urban as Billy Butcher: "Just quit being a cunt."
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I applied to an #AI tutor job out of desperation since I need luxuries like food and shelter. During the assessment, my subconscious said “check that company name again, pal."

It's #xAI, Elon Musk's ugly puppy.

I deleted my responses and told the recruiter to remove me from consideration.
To Whom It May Concern: I should have read the "Al Tutor" job listing more thoroughly. During my initial review of its contents, I failed to correlate the company name with Elon Musk. Like many IT workers, l've been out of work almost two years now and need a job. But I'd rather leave the industry altogether than help your boss continue wrecking the world. -Cameron Bear
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Okay, this is baffling. I can only assume it's some kind of #AI bullshit. I was listening to a synthwave playlist and wanted to add a song to my library. Every time I search on this upbeat, instrumental-only song, #AppleMusic asks if I need suicide prevention resources. WTF?
A search for the song "Neuroc" by Interferon. A prompt after the query reads "If you or someone you know needs help, support is available."
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Oh, nice. Someone at the #DoD stalked my #LinkedIn profile. That's wholesome and not at all unnerving.
A list of companies that browsed my LinkedIn profile. The United States Department of Defense is third.
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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calling all trekkies!!

show me one picture from star trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Captain Gabriel Lorca: I still don't give a damn.
January 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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We will endure -- together. ❤️
A phoenix flying over a blighted landscape. The caption reads "WE WILL ENDURE."
January 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A picture of me in a Spirit Halloween bear mask. The mask is covered in raw flesh and injuries.
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 AM