Crazy that all I needed was a husband that tells me to “go piss girl”
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Crazy that all I needed was a husband that tells me to “go piss girl”
Life is short- diesel instead of regular gas in ur car
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Life is short- diesel instead of regular gas in ur car
My pharmacist just told me to “have a day” and girl you know what, I ammmm
October 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My pharmacist just told me to “have a day” and girl you know what, I ammmm
Saying I’m sorry just so someone will tell me I’m fine😢
September 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Saying I’m sorry just so someone will tell me I’m fine😢
The amount of unread texts I have on my phone rn would send a neurotypical person into a coma
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The amount of unread texts I have on my phone rn would send a neurotypical person into a coma
ChatGPT could never fix my neck being thrown out when I sneeze
August 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
ChatGPT could never fix my neck being thrown out when I sneeze
One thing you can always rely us white ppls for is always doing a middle finger when a song says the fuck word !
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One thing you can always rely us white ppls for is always doing a middle finger when a song says the fuck word !
A business where I pay someone to take my identity and fix my credit score
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A business where I pay someone to take my identity and fix my credit score
I love making trash art
January 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I love making trash art
Does my dog know I’m kissing her forehead or does she think I’m a dumb and stupid idiot?
December 28, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Does my dog know I’m kissing her forehead or does she think I’m a dumb and stupid idiot?
Somebody dial 911 shawty’s coughing and sneezing on the dance floor woah
December 27, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Somebody dial 911 shawty’s coughing and sneezing on the dance floor woah